Silver Tongue

Feb 25

feazelblahg:

tilthat:

TIL dogs watch more TV now, thanks to high-def TVs. Old CRT TVs were too blurry for dogs to see, but modern screens allow dogs to see the images as clearly as humans

via reddit.com

Dogs can watch TV now, clearly the next step is voting

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meatswitch:

such-justice-wow:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Americans be calculating tips

No, they have reasonable wages

I’ve actually had to explain what a tip is to waitresses before. They thought it was change and kept trying to give it back to us.

I tipped a waiter in Berlin for a glass of water when I was suffering severe dehydration. On my way out I heard the wait staff laughing about the 5 euro coin I left on the table.

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laurenmason2000:

the-thrill-be-damned:

chamomilegeode:

im at a coffee shop where they’re playing Don’t You Want Me w/ every line replaced with “You were working as a waitress at a cocktail bar”

this is my favorite song 

@pete-ponytail I KNOW you’ll appreciate this

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tc-meme-queen:

Sign me right the fuck up

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ithotyouknew2:

1 bed/1 bath Manhattan $1900/mo

bed bath and beyond

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Anonymous asked: didn’t know you endorse abusive relationships re: your yandere post

paper-mario-wiki:

we’re all very proud of you

zamaron:

me: *misses my train by 6 seconds*
me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.

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teegzz:

Ok… but… who the fuck asked you?

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