Silver Tongue

Feb 25

aegonthewhitewolf:

fangirl-overload13:

ketchupcapacity:

matt-ruins-feminisms-shit:

hooligan-nova:

nflstreet:

Shakira Law

Do we start with:

1. The fact that this is clearly supposed to be the One Ring from Lord of the Rings

2. “Shakira Law”

3. The implication that children either know arabic or will become muslims by eating a donut.

4. “Free Islamic Donut”

5. or that starbucks is giving kids weird donuts for free and expects there to be no questions about the intricate writing.

One donut to fool them all 

6. Starbucks doesn’t sell donuts

I can’t stop laughing at this

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

In the land of Shakira, whose Hips don’t Lie.

(via irailleth-archive)

Feb 24

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funky-furby:

im looking through my furby coloring book and

@kilalabunnies

(via pembrokewkorgi)

just-shower-thoughts:

As a kid, you’re totally fine with your favourite show’s protagonist being 12. As an adult you realise how fucked up it is that the story is essentially set in a world where employing child soldiers is considered normal.

(via newbarrk)

randomslasher:

what-even-is-thiss:

I wanna be famous, but like how voice actors or authors are famous. I wanna be able to go to conventions and sign stuff and meet people that are way cooler than me but somehow like my work and feel famous but then drive out to Robertitos taco shop for lunch in my Nissan Cube and not have anybody recognize me as I scarf down my chicken burrito and spill hot sauce on my shirt.

#goals

(via bloodsbane)

totallycorrectfmaquotes:

Edward Elric: You said yourself, I can’t stop it.  Let’s get it over with.

Roy Mustang [pointing at the pipe]: Ah, Fullmetal, what’s that for?

Edward Elric: I’m going out like I came in – screaming and kicking.

Roy Mustang: You can’t whack Father on the head!

Edward Elric: If he comes near me I’m gonna rip his nipples off!

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pochowek:

snoopingasusualisee:

You think priests eat these by the handful with nacho cheese

they dip them in holy guacamole

(via wuffleton)

keuppy:

crsbbq:

I would watch every event if they did this!

And here’s our average joe, who was just explained five minutes ago how curling works.

Here’s Stacey, she’s ice skated twice in her whole life and today she competes beside the best in the world and-oh she fell again. What a good sport look at her get up using the wall.

(via jadewares)

absconders:

Davepeta: i mean gender is fucked i dont got one fuck that

Jade passing the fourth cat treat bag: yeah i get that i love you…

(via moonpaw)