Silver Tongue

Oct 09

lesbianshepard:
tumblr is bad for a lot of reasons but u gotta admit it’s very fun and sexy that while everywhere else is like “uwu if you wish for harm to come to anyone you get permabanned remember to be civil and respectful” tumblr users are just like “hell yeah i hope he dies choking on his own blood” and there are no repercussions

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anarcblr:

ratliker1917:
babyfairy:
babyfairy:
bro they accidentally published an article saying mike pence has corona too soon LMFAO
screaming.
PREP. DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL THE NEWS CROSSES. Vice President Mike Pence Tests Positive For Coronavirus 8 Days After Donald Trump
The two most powerful men in America now have coronavirus. Vice President Mike Pence announced late Wednesday that he is among those who hav
Deadline
I had opened this article and it’s absolutely real
but now I’m trying to refresh the page and it turns out the entire deadline.com website is down. they took the entire website down in a panic to remove this.
THEY TOOK IT DOWN LMAO

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rick-hw asked:

Uncle Charizard says “if you don’t like someone to blast them in the face.”

xxtc-96xx:

“I did that to your uncle when I first saw him.”

acstlu:

The REAL All Stars of 3D Mario are the NPCs we met along the way……

yourplayersaidwhat:

Player: my paladin is lawful good and will protect the innocent
Paladin 30 minutes in: This town is an affront to everything i hold sacred and i will raze it to the ground

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scope-dogg:

Me heading out to work in the morning

kirby!?

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