every time I listen to paparazzi by lady gaga and she hits the chorus all I can hear is “papa paparazzi”
like
a paparazzi of overly-enthusiastic dads snapping pictures of their children’s everyday lives?
I DIDN’T EVEN THINK OF THIS
oldie but a goodie~
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Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
I can do it.
I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy.
YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING
well with that attitude you cant
This is how you summon a Floridian
idiot, this isnt summoning its alchemy. This is how you do floridian transmutation.
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Alien: You shouldn’t eat that.
Human: What?
Alien: That thing. Don’t you know it’s extremely acidic? Enough to cause eventual deterioration of your flesh?
Human: ….it’s a fucking pineapple.
Alien: But that thing contains bromelain, it’ll destroy your body’s proteins!
Human: Not if I digest the bromelain first.
Alien: Humans are insane!
“Not if I digest it first” is an official human motto, in close competition with “not if I pet it first”.
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I’m playing rescue team and I am SALTY
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