Silver Tongue

Feb 22

Anonymous asked: what's a twink?

caffeinatedtea:

hamncheeeese:

urbuddylance:

alteanlance:

stomachkrampus:

boy-snacks:

lightbvlb:

dragonwithafez:

enochianghost:

gendice:

blonde american snack 

you’re thinking of a twinkie
a twink is when you only blink one eye

no that’s a wink

a twink is a fixture commonly found in kitchens and bathrooms

nah, you’re thinking of a sink

twink is the stuff that comes from squids and makes pens and markers work

that’s ink

a twink is a coil of plastic or metal that people push down stairs for fun

No, you’re thinking of a slinky


A twink is when your hose gets bent in a weird way and water can’t flow through it anymore

nope, that’s a kink 

twink is definitely the catchphrase of velma from scooby doo

No, thats jinkies

Twink is when you get an idea

nah fam, that’s think(ing)

twink is a lighter shade or red

Nah that’s pink

A twink is that one character from the legend of zelda

Nah thats link.
A twink is the gear pokemon from gen V

bouncingbumble:

So we’ve got a small but powerful token,

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originally belonging to a powerful being, but taken by a flawed hero who didn’t know what he was getting in for,

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and who is defeated, losing the item into the water.

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This token comes into the keeping of an eccentric mortal for many years, giving them long life and vitality,

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until they pass it on to a younger relative, and their health immediately begins to deteriorate.

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The adorable, dark-haired, doe-eyed new bearer,

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carrying the token on a necklace,

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sets out to find someone else to take it,

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but ultimately must take ownership of the quest themselves.

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Along the way, they encounter endless dangers and obstacles,

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finally facing their greatest challenge yet at a volcano,

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and return the token to its source.

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Featuring super idyllic, completely culturally stagnated hometowns,

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raptors of unusual size,

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Dramatic Tower Is Dramatic,

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and tiny boats sailing into the sunset.

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tl;dr - Moana is Lord of the Rings without the actual evil.

its best to read this in the honest trailers guys voice

(Source: martivist, via newbarrk)

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timetravelrabbit:
“ roqo:
“Reminder that protesting is worth getting suspended for
”
#yeah a walkout is disruptive but you know what’s more disruptive? FUCKING SHOOTINGS
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timetravelrabbit:

roqo:

Reminder that protesting is worth getting suspended for

#yeah a walkout is disruptive but you know what’s more disruptive? FUCKING SHOOTINGS

(via chefpyro)

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usbdongle:

millenial generation got a little too beaten down and miserable but im delighted to see that gen z seems to be frothing at the mouth and out for blood

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returnofthejudai:

exposingantisemitism:

If you think antisemitism doesn’t matter because of how small the total world population of Jews is, consider that antisemitism is the reason that the modern Jewish population is so small in the first place.

I read a statistic once that suggested that if you got rid of the Roman and Babylonian diasporas, the pogroms, the ghettoization, the expulsions, the executions and the genocides, there would be 350 million Jews in the world today. Instead there are about 14 million. Think about that. 

(via newbarrk)

raygirlramblings:

foxsgallery:

akamxru:

forestsandbone:

akamxru:

bonehandledknife:

ariesalpineotp:

akamxru:

thonany-klieme:

akamxru:

no one can shit on furries until someone shows me a fandom that pays artists more for commissions and characters bitch furries single handedly power the economy mf

marlee this is too much power to be invested in one group

furries power your electricity they pay your water bill

your mortgage anthony

They literally do pay my bills?? I make hundreds each month JUST from furry art

I’m collecting various tags from the reblogs because my artist friends need to see this in case they don’t yet know about people who’d actually pay them:

they payed my friend $50 for a DOODLE of porn

#s/o to my friends for oaying my mortgage

#furry community actually respects artists and pays them decent commissions

#speaking as a former uhhhhhhh ‘artist’ cough well leave it at that#drawing furry art just so I could get hella cash paid for my room and board for my first year of college#it took 3 years of comissions but yeah i made fucking bank#im not a furry but fuck if they wanted to hand me shitloads of money I was like hell yeah ill draw whatever tf u want

moral of the story furries support their artists more than you do

Furries are the beorgouise class of fandoms where do they get all the money to blow it on shit like fursuits

js furries aren’t rich they just actually want to buy this shit so thats how they choose how to spend their money like fuck off

There was on artist on Tumblr that said they have deep respect for furries now because she opened furry commissions during hard times and the flood of people wanting art and paying generous tips on top it saved her butt.

‘Where do Furries get all their money???’

I dunno, their JOBS maybe?

It’s weird the assumption that all furries are creepy degenerates who live in their parent’s basements and look at yiff all day.  A lot of furries are just ordinary people who happen to like dressing up on occasion, just like cosplayers, and they have 9 to 5 jobs.  Some are doctors and lawyers and business executives who would never reveal their furryness to their coworkers, but who attend furry conventions dressed as a snow leopard or bright orange fox a couple of times a year.

And good for them.  They’re doing what makes them happy and hurting no one, and clearly they’re spreading the wealth with others.  

(via newbarrk)