“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.
Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.
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Anonymous asked: Imagine Kingdom Heart but for cell phones
ive never played kingdom hearts
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my girl
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Pepperoni & Cheese Crescents
Ingredients:Instructions:
- 1 can of Crescent Rolls
- 24 Slices of Pepperonis
- Mozzarella Cheese
- Pizza Sauce
- Heat oven to 375 degrees.
- Separate dough into 8 triangles, pat out each triangle.
- Place 3 pepperonis (overlapping) on center of each triangle.
- Top with cheese.
- Roll up, starting at short side of triangle & rolling to opposite point.
- Place rolls point side down on ungreased cookie sheet.
- Bake 10 - 14 minutes until golden brown. Dip in pizza sauce.
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ua86:
please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night
I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose
stay the fuck away from me
people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled
The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.
You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?
I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus
remember how i told y'all?
(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)
What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me
Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?
wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee
what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh
I want to spray this post with Lysol
AHEM.
“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’
“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“
WASH.
YOUR.
HANDS.
Have you ever seen such a long line of crying whining manchildren defending their right to not wash their hands? Holy fucking cow.
Oh my god just wash your hands.
You know what though, women don’t get a free pass either. I see too many women leaving toilets without washing their hands and I FUCKIN KNOW WHERE THEY’VE BEEN I HAVE THAT SETUP DOWN THERE TOO. YAINT CLEAN BITCHES WASH YOUR FUCKING NASTY ASS HANDS.
When I see someone leaving the bathroom without washing their hands I call that shit out. If I share a living space with you, you had better fucking maintain some semblance of BASIC PRESCHOOL LEVEL HYGIENE so that you don’t fucking get me sick.
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