Silver Tongue

Aug 07

monsterenergytwink:

honeylemony:

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I need to start a tag for every time I come across dumb people who think beekeeping means you purposely kill thousands of bees to make honey. (Rant below) tldr version: Honey doesn’t equal slaughter of bees, and you can be allergic to honey.

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bees are endangered. Without beekeepers, they would likely go extinct fast. And if they go extinct, that will do irreparable damage to most ecosystems. Beekeepers Are literally saving the world and idiot vegans are out there vilifying them.

bird-wells214:

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had a spontaneous deltarune brainrot today so here’s my favorite sprites

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missed-the-skeleton:

captain-price-officially:

I’M SORRY, THE CAR WINKS??????? BEFORE IT PULLS THAT TURN AND LEAVES????

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marlynnofmany:

*giant wind gust outside*

Me: “Don’t say it.”

My Brain:

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uss-edsall:

bluemonkeydevil:

uss-edsall:

uss-edsall:

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

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akeshuharu:

akeshuharu:

akeshuharu:

so mad bc yesterday while i was on my way somewhere i saw a motorcycle ad that said “you are what you ride” and i couldn’t. i couldn’t get a pic in time. this is so sad. i wanted to post it with “damn i’m a big bara werewolf apparently” and now i can’t. fuck. 

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DAMN I’M A BIG BARA WEREWOLF APPARENTLY

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biggest compliment i could get in my entire tumblr career

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cerastes:

lirio-dendron-tulipifera:

triviallytrue:

amazoogle:

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happy that we’re raising awareness but you can’t make a post about this without mentioning that they collaborated for the sole reason of combining their last names like this

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Big fan of all those other purple links and how “Associated prime” is untouched.

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Aug 06

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This would make a great wallpaper for a childrens hospital

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

revretch:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

genuinely mad at people who insist ants aren’t communist. yes they have a queen but they actually need her to maintain the ant commune. it’s not like a queen under a monarchy. get your ant lore right

also why do you hate strong women 🤨

Depends on the ant. Ponerine ants fight for the role of reproductive. It is also the case that even in ants with castes, the queen emits a pheromone that keeps the workers from laying their own eggs, thus maintaining her role as sole reproductive.

So yeah, gonna say a society where the majority of people are chemically castrated is not the model of communism.

god forbid women do anything…

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