Silver Tongue

Jan 18

stationerykid asked: Equius............. G O O D..................

bileshroom:

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equius…best

yourfavhasonebraincell:

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Your Discord server shares one collective brain cell!

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younger-than-the-soul:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.

It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.

And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.

And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.

When did my life get this weird?

your life is a fucking sidequest

let us know when you finally get the fully upgraded sword from it all

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kropotkhristian:
“Anarcho-third-graderism for the win
”

kropotkhristian:

Anarcho-third-graderism for the win

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epicgoojesus asked: In 2019 we stop bullying people for still playing Minecraft

pyrocracy:

mojang-official:

bitch we did that in 2018, hurry the hell up

in 2019 we start bullying people for not playing minecraft

incorrectfmaquotes:

Ling: Pass me a napkin.

Ed: Is your arm broken?

Ling: Yours is about to be.

gerbthenerd:

lierdumoa:

dankmemesforsadteens:

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a good evolution

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

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chofana:
“aa gh0st 0_0
”

chofana:

aa gh0st 0_0

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jakemorph:

MORPHEUS DORPHEUS ORPHEUS

GO EAT SOME WALRUSES

ORFICIES

PORRIDHES

MORPHEUS MORPHEUS 

GO GET TO THE BUFFET AND WALRUSES

CONFIDENCE? CORPSESES

WORSTERSTERSHIRE SAUCE

GO INTO YOUR ORIFICES

RED PILL; BLUE PILL

MORPHEUS; WALRUSES!

sea shells by the sea shore pheus

MORPHEUS DRINKIN A FOURTY IN A DEATH BASKET

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artstarbird:
“ hummingbird topaz, the smallest bird on earth
”

artstarbird:

hummingbird topaz, the smallest bird on earth

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