equius…best
stationerykid asked: Equius............. G O O D..................
equius…best
Your Discord server shares one collective brain cell!
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I just traded my neighbour a jar of raw honey for his parakeet’s corpse.
It is also worth noting that the only reason I have so much raw honey is because I made a dress for a beekeeper’s daughter.
And that I need the parakeet bones to make a necklace for the woman who fixed my antique cello.
And that I got the cello as payment for juggling at a child’s birthday party.
When did my life get this weird?
your life is a fucking sidequest
let us know when you finally get the fully upgraded sword from it all
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Anarcho-third-graderism for the win
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epicgoojesus asked: In 2019 we stop bullying people for still playing Minecraft
bitch we did that in 2018, hurry the hell up
in 2019 we start bullying people for not playing minecraft
Ling: Pass me a napkin.
Ed: Is your arm broken?
Ling: Yours is about to be.
a good evolution
Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.
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aa gh0st 0_0
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MORPHEUS DORPHEUS ORPHEUS
GO EAT SOME WALRUSES
ORFICIES
PORRIDHES
MORPHEUS MORPHEUS
GO GET TO THE BUFFET AND WALRUSES
CONFIDENCE? CORPSESES
WORSTERSTERSHIRE SAUCE
GO INTO YOUR ORIFICES
RED PILL; BLUE PILL
MORPHEUS; WALRUSES!
sea shells by the sea shore pheus
MORPHEUS DRINKIN A FOURTY IN A DEATH BASKET
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hummingbird topaz, the smallest bird on earth
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