Silver Tongue

Feb 19

cyberstripper:
commander-ledi:
bullet-train-4-australia:
twosatans:
pimp-boy3billion:
repconn:
This is the most heteronormative thing I’ve ever seen in my life…………
Why are straight people like this
So…. which is which……
i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating
new gender binary:
people who barely speak
people who never shut up
anyone who thinks the left one is the ladies room has never met a man
Particularly when they’re talking about themselves

(Source: ghouloriented, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

if i went to jail, what would it be for?

pale-asks:

send me what you think in my inbox!

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notedchampagne:

sadsymphonys:
karkat-doodle-doo:
dirkcourser:
brother-caring-club:
turing-tested:
im gonna just come out n say it:
dash incredibles has dirk hair
dash incredibles is dirk kin
BOTH OF YOU ARE BLOCKED
incredibles came before homestuck so if anything dirk is dash kin
Is this why dirk loves flashstepping

(via newbarrk)

beyondthemagic:

Aces, you’re amazing.
Aros, y’all are astonishing.
Demisexuals are downright dazzling.
Demiromantics are delightful
Gray-aces? Great, of course!
Gray-romantics? Glamourous individuals.
Aspecs deserve love no matter what they identify as.

(Source: draconic-flare, via newbarrk)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

alcoholicanarchist:
charlesczerny:
Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a Twink, þanks for coming to my ted talk
i agree with you but you have to stop trying to bring back the thorn and eth
look me in the eye and tell me that is the only problem you have with this post

(Source: luznyaceda, via newbarrk)

choro-q:

veronicasantangelo:
my guy copyrighted his comment
He fucking collabed with someone to make this comment

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patrickat:

anarchy-and-asoiaf:
selbstkritik:
:)))
[Tweet: If you’re uncomfortable calling a person “they” but comfortable calling them “it”, your problem isn’t a linguistic one.]
Friendly reminder that even in this economy, it costs literally zero dollars to use people’s correct name and pronouns.

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jas720:

tallstertrash:
Useless Things I Know About Scooby-Doo: The Original Series That Are Actually Canon:
1. Shaggy Rogers is a vegetarian
2: Shaggy was called “Buzz” until his 10th birthday
3: Shaggy has a collection of 653 decorator belt buckles and he wears a different buckle every episode, you just can’t see it
4: Shaggy started collecting belt buckles to combat his Scooby-Snack addiction related weight problems
5: Shaggy’s actual name is Norville
6: Shaggy found the Mystery Machine
7: Shaggy is a talented gymnast
8: Daphne wanted to be a supermodel or detective when she grew up
9: Daphne gets straight A’s in school
10: Daphne regularly loses dates because she leaves them to solve mysteries
11: Daphne’s Dad, George Blake, gave the gang a 100 dollar check to get started
12: Velma came up with the phrase “Jinkes” on the fly
13: Velma used to say “oh my” before she said Jinkes
14: Velma’s has hundreds of awards for outstanding achievements in school
15: Fred is a bass and sings from the opera Showboat when the team gets scared
16: Fred’s nickname is “Pickles” according to his school yearbook
17: Fred traveled with a performance crew as an actor before deciding to be a detective
18: Fred wants to be a mystery writer
19: Scooby’s full name is Scoobert Doo
20: Scooby Doo has a limited number of phrases he can say and has to act out anything that can’t be explained simply
21: The gang thought Scooby’s speaking was strange at first, but decided it “really wasn’t a big deal”
22: Before they had the Mystery Machine the gang used to pay their parents gas money to drive them around
BONUS: The series was supposed to be about a band who went around solving mysteries, but that completely changed when Scooby-Doo got added to the cast and became the title character
So a group of people united by their love of solving mysteries just shrug at a talking dog

Before the gang owned the mystery machine it was owned by a metal band that disbanded after the drummer died in a pyrotechnics accident

(Source: jynkiess, via thatsthat24)