tfw you had your entire transition handed to you on a silver platter and your politics suck
Every person who ever says “come out as a republican” owes me 500 dollars
“mom…dad….I think poor people should starve to death on the street.”
“Hi, I voted for someone who thinks women can’t be trusted with their own bodies and is cool with trying to electrocute the gay out of people.” “Yeah, I uh…have to never talk to you again.” “What have I done wrong? I’m SO oppressed!”
On everyone’s 18th birthday they receive a letter from their future selves. Some receive long messages about their future lovers or messages about changes they would have made. Yours contains nothing but a small list of locations and the words, “NEVER VISIT”.
“You’d think I would know myself better than this,” you say, typing the first set of coordinates into your GPS.
