I found a body in the woods and reported it to the police, only to find the same man alive and well in those same woods later. I tell him, “They found your body!” and he laughs. “No they haven’t,” he says. Then he pats a big bag hanging from a tree. “It’s right in here!”
Tumblr’s new thing of not including the op’s url when something’s reblogged directly from the source is going to one day give me a heart attack
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Unicorns don’t get their magics from their body. Well, not completely. They draw in some from the world around them. Rainbows put magic into the world. If we didn’t manufacturer rainbows, then selfish unicorns would burn through all of Equestria’s magic in like… A week. That’s why we’re always pushed to make more rainbows.
you should never date someone for the sake of dating someone. you should be good friends, if not best friends with your partner. if you cant go to your partner for personal advice, if youre afraid to call your partner out on something, if you cant laugh and have fun with your partner, or if your conversations are only ever performative affection, you don’t have a good relationship
Well I probably went the wrong way about it, I tend to do shit the more difficult way.
I found the highest resolution image I could find and blew it up to 72 inches high to fit on the largest paper I have 12x18. I section it off into boxes of 11x17 because I prefer to not let this bleed since my printer can’t even print a straight image.
Alternatively if you don’t have a large printer and paper you could go smaller to fit on the usual 8.5 x 11. I reduced the size down to 8x10.5 to prevent bleed. This is a lot more paper but the 19 sheets will get you around a 6ft image.
After sectioning off my image I moved it over to inDesign and placed the images onto 12x18 pages and centered them to give myself white margins.
He then was printed out in sections and then I trimmed most of the background off. I left some of the white margins on the top and right so I could glue the sections together as I moved up the figure. I just used a box cutter, paper roller and mounting adhesive.
He was printed on 120lb paper so it was a little sturdy but I wanted to reinforce the figure so I mounted him onto some more thick paper. I continued to trim him down, the edges are very forgiving and the shape got better as he was coming together.
From here I actually ran out of glue and had to take him home with me.
From there we scare roommates.
After causing several heart attacks, get some more mounting glue and 3 foam boards sized 20x30 because I cant fit anything bigger in my car. Moving him so much and then mounting him on the foam boards caused some of the seams to pop so he looked a little less neat at this point but that would be fixed afterwards.
I used my box cutter to cut inwards around the body then finally gave him a generous layer of mod podge. He stands at 69in and looks damn fine.
I haven’t made the stand yet but those would be wood or foam triangles that are taped and glued to the 4ft mark. That’s something I’ll be doing over the weekend.
If I were to do this again, there would be a few steps I would have done better but he looks fine as is. So yeah, I probably made this more difficult than it needed to be but yeah… he did it to me.
