Silver Tongue

Feb 18

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hernyart:
“ proxicute:
“ Wanted to give a big ol’ shoutout to @hernyart !
I absolutely adore both of their characters, and if you have time, go check out @hoppinggills asap!
Love going out to ya, Herny!
”
Freaking love this. Look at them being...

hernyart:

proxicute:

Wanted to give a big ol’ shoutout to @hernyart !

I absolutely adore both of their characters, and if you have time, go check out @hoppinggills asap!

Love going out to ya, Herny!

Freaking love this. Look at them being strong. Thanks again Proxi!

(via hernyart)

taibhsearachd:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

jessicalockeisveryconfused:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

taibhsearachd:

So apparently in Skyrim, if you just eat all your stolen items in between the “wait I know you” and actually getting arrested, the guard will just… walk away???

I LEGITIMATELY DOWNLOADED AND INSTALLED SKYRIM JUST TO TEST THIS.

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AFTERWARDS.

You do know you can just… keep walking, right? Also why are you only stealing food items???

1) it’s not about the fact that you can keep walking

2) it’s not about playing properly only stealing food

It’s about CAN YOU, if your only stolen items are food, eat them all and get out of being arrested. The answer is yes.

If you’re trying to make this into some sort of logic or reason thing you are not playing Skyrim correctly my dude.

It’s about the mental image of a guard starting to apprehend you, watching you devour three cheese wheels in like half a second (presumably looking him dead in the eyes as you do), and deciding that he is not getting paid enough to deal with this bullshit.

(via scafe-dragon)

systlin:

perkigothii-geekius:

systlin:

ejacutastic:

legitimately it’s such a weird and sketchy practice that people at bachelor/ette parties have strippers or encourage the bride/groom to do sexual stuff with other people like before they get married to someone they love and just straight people are weird

My husband and his friends just got together at our house and played Guitar Hero and drank beer and they all congratulated him. I think he got drunk and invented Sword Golf that night. When I got home from work they all said “Hi! We got your man drunk! Take a guitar we’re doing “Through the fire and flames” and we need someone with good finger dexterity on guitar, his got wrecked by the tequila shots.“

And honestly that is the kind of bachelor party I can get behind.

okay that is cute as fuck. I’m sort of afraid to know what Sword Golf is but I’m also massively curious.

It’s where you hit golf balls into the corn field but you use swords instead of golf clubs.

(via scafe-dragon)

filibusterfrog:
“slow day today
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filibusterfrog:

slow day today

(via filibusterfrog)

knolltheplaid:
“小飞–羊
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knolltheplaid:

小飞–羊

(via epic-divorceman)

revolutionarykoolaid:
“Damn, at first I thought they were just constantly reposting it today for effect. Then I peeped the dates and realize they’ve been using the same headline for years. This country is infuriating.
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revolutionarykoolaid:

Damn, at first I thought they were just constantly reposting it today for effect. Then I peeped the dates and realize they’ve been using the same headline for years. This country is infuriating.

(via afallenwolf)

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