My surgeon came out and told my mom and brother on Tuesday that I’d be down and out for about two weeks.
My brother: TWO WEEKS? Holy shit.
Surgeon: Well, consider this. She and I just had a knife fight. And I won. Because she was asleep during it.
My brother: Oh. Yeah, okay, that’s fair.
Your surgeon sounds fucking hysterical.
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Face it… Turtle have big mouth to fit cucumber
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Gun control isn’t a black and white issue… there’s also red. Lots and lots of red.
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ONE
NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
TWO
NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
THREE
NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
FOUR
NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME
ONE
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Are you fucking kidding me.
#For the people who don’t know:#The character ‘の’ is pronounced as ‘no’#Also the tree is shaped like の#’This tree makes no sense.’#You’re welcome.
tHANK YOU, sCIENCE SIDE,
Actually that’s the language side—Japanese language, to be exact. We’re still waiting to hear from the science side of Tumblr as to how and why a tree would grow in this manner.
Trees grow in the direction of light, so clearly this tree had light in a strange loopy pattern during growth.
Plant follow light, light make loopy loop, plant go loopy loop.
thank u science side
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