Silver Tongue

Aug 05

unseelie:

iam0to3yearsold:

unseelie:

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven’t bought it yet

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

(via taffybuns)

hobbular:

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

(via turing-tested)

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Oh they already wanna kill me for having trans headcanons about crossdressing characters it can’t get any worse

I am not exaggerating

[video]

meepudraws:

The moment I read Paldean Wooper’s description on the site.. I couldn’t get this thought out of my head.

Gotta love Wooper.

(via bloodsbane)

meepudraws:

The moment I read Paldean Wooper’s description on the site.. I couldn’t get this thought out of my head.

Gotta love Wooper.

(via bloodsbane)

Lets start a DND campaign

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

You stand in a tavern. The candles provide a well lit interior. The bartender is cleaning a glass, a few patrons are casually drinking and clouds seen outside the window obscure the night sky.

what do you do

its written in elvish

the chest it wont open. roll dex to pick the lock

You pick the iron lock. It looks good on the chest. The silver and gold locks look sad that you didnt choose them.

The gold lock is happy as someone chews it

Lets start a DND campaign

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

You stand in a tavern. The candles provide a well lit interior. The bartender is cleaning a glass, a few patrons are casually drinking and clouds seen outside the window obscure the night sky.

what do you do

its written in elvish

the chest it wont open. roll dex to pick the lock

You pick the iron lock. It looks good on the chest. The silver and gold locks look sad that you didnt choose them.

rosiepearl-art asked:

I saw this post and immediately thought of baby Huey

All milk drunk with a stash and not a single thought in his advanced psychic mind

xxtc-96xx:

even as a big boy, choccy milk makes you transcend

Lets start a DND campaign

silver-tongues-blog:

silver-tongues-blog:

You stand in a tavern. The candles provide a well lit interior. The bartender is cleaning a glass, a few patrons are casually drinking and clouds seen outside the window obscure the night sky.

what do you do

its written in elvish

the chest it wont open. roll dex to pick the lock