it’s like by 2005 we’d finally figured out how to make functional online communities with reasonable moderation practices etc. and it’s cute to look back on those ideas now because the modern social media sites completely ignored them all and said what if we skip all this “community” nonsense and just dump everything into a rich stew of insanity that simmers 24/7 and by god it worked
Lemony Snicket, strolling soberly into frame: by “worked” we mean–
Lemony Snicket,
strolling soberly into
frame: by “worked” we mean–
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
You stand in a tavern. The candles provide a well lit interior. The bartender is cleaning a glass, a few patrons are casually drinking and clouds seen outside the window obscure the night sky.
what do you do
its written in elvish
Lets start a DND campaign
You stand in a tavern. The candles provide a well lit interior. The bartender is cleaning a glass, a few patrons are casually drinking and clouds seen outside the window obscure the night sky.
“For freeing me from the prison of the lamp, I shall grant you three wishes!” declares the genie. “I wish for the ability to rewind time to this moment, in case my next wishes don’t go as planned!” The genie narrows his eyes. “Very well…” he says through gritted teeth.
Moron didn’t even specify that he would retain his memories. Enjoy making the same mistake in an infinite loop, dipshit
Plebs: thank god we have CGI now and no lame practical effects, they’re not convincing
That French astronomist that took a photo of a chorizo and pretended it was a new star and had to apologise bc too many people on the internet fell for it:
Mom sent me a facebook link to a PBS news hour post about how the anti-lawn movement is growing. The vast majority of the comments on it were stuff like this:
Most people are on our side here, even the so-called “boomers.” We just have to be spreading ecological knowledge and practical means of creating useful habitat in back yards! Educate! Protect! Resist!
