I stole this from my friend who stole it from somewhere
Kirby is capable of unspeakable horrors, but he doesn’t want to hurt anyone! He just wants to protect his friends and his cake! He’s capable physically but mentally? He could never.
normal internet denizens who have friends: Oh yes, the chat application that replaced skype a long time ago, I spend much of my time socializing on there
me: i;gm howling at the moon
anyone: tiktok
normal ppl well-versed in internet culture: Oh yes, the short video hosting app that’s gained popularity in the wake of vine’s demise as a platform for video memes that I know all about and watch regularly
me: tik tok,. on the clock, but the party dont stop no,
thor would be pissed that he missed the dinosaurs tbh
thor: you have 7 phds, can you find a way to resurrect them? bruce: there’s literally six movies proving what a terrible idea that is thor: you don’t have all the facts bruce: which are? thor: i love them
Wait if the Jurassic Park movies exist in the MCU… I want Thor to watch them with Bruce and ask why the Grandmaster is in them. Bruce is confused but looks at who Thor is pointing at before just… “holy shit…”
*Bruce 3 hours later*
Bruce: Tony listen! Geff Goldbloom is an immortal alien god! Tony where are you going? Come back! This is important!
Tony the next time he sees Jeff Goldbloom at a party: Oh man, you won’t believe what my buddy told me the other day. He thinks you’re some kind of immortal alien god and that you held him prisoner in space. Can you believe that? Wild.
