Silver Tongue

Jan 13

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galaxyshoe:

kylostantrums:

peterssquill:

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

peter: YOUR PICTURE IS IN MY SCHOOL!!!

bruce: my WHAT

peter, calling ned: DUDE YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO I’M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW

ned: idk is it Mr. Stark–

peter: DR. BRUCE BANNER

ned: HOLY SHIT

bruce: what. Is happening

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wlwspop:

wlwspop:

adora pretends to not know what some of the most common things are and it drives glimmer and bow absolutely crazy. one time she asks glimmer what soap is just for shits and giggles and she fucking loses it

bow: i’m gonna go take a shower

adora, completely deadpan: what’s that

bow:

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she also explicitely asks about things that glimmer knows fully well that she knows because she’s referenced them in the past and it drives her up the wall.
glimmer: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHATS A SHOWER, YOU ASKED IF THE WATERFALLS WERE FOR SHOWERING WHEN YOU FIRST ARRIVED"

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bispiders:

BIG spider-verse theme: the theme of choice

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jeff and aaron drifted apart because he didn’t approve of aaron’s choices, so he pushes miles to attend this private school because he knows miles is capable of it and doesn’t want him to “end up like [his] uncle”. later, after aaron dies, jeff realizes that he doesn’t want him and miles to drift apart too so he comes by to tell miles that though he may push him, he respects/supports whatever miles chooses to do because he knows he’ll be great at it

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once you get bitten by that spider you can never go back, no matter how much you want to. you may not get a choice in having those powers, but it’s up to you to choose how you want to use them. peter chose to become spiderman. miles chooses to become spiderman.

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miles’ untied shoelaces are initially just a way of rebelling against his father but become a character feature throughout the movie. even in his most iconic scene, when he leaps from the building and “becomes spiderman”, his shoelaces are still visibly untied. they become a signifier of his individuality and how he chooses to be spiderman his own way

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Our party was fighting the first boss (an evil wizard) of our campain and I was playing a Tabaxi Bard. The boss was down and only had a few hp left and was trying to convince us to let him have the Amulet we were there for.

Wizard: “You don’t understand… that amulet has more power than you could ever imagine. I would do anything to get my hands on it.”

Me, Bard: “Anything?”

Wizard: “Yes, anything.”

Me, Bard: “Then perish.”

Me: “I cast Vicious Mockery.”

DM: “The- The wizard falls to the ground as the cruel words shatter his last hopes and dreams.”

Party: *dying of laughter*

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liquidstar:

liquidstar:

nothing is as funny to me as that one comic in the first fmab ending. winry calls ed short, so he and al “combine” by ed getting on al’s shoulders, and then ed is like HAHA and runs off a cliff. i dont even get the punchline, he just ran off a fucking cliff and its so funny

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LIKE HE JUST RAN OFF A CLIFF AND THATS THE JOKE

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Jan 12

rohie:

really don’t care for the apathetic….nihilistic take on life. there’s too much going on for you to not feel anything. like i get emotional just hearing someone laugh. and like…smelling hot cocoa. how can you deny yourself those feelings.

there is no higher meaning to life so do your best and make an impact on as many people’s lives as you can so that you will be remembered

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karbuitt-drawings:
“ This is Zelda x ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure !
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karbuitt-drawings:

This is Zelda x ‘JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure !

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trashcandroid:

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i’m too scared to put something in the middle

Characters people are horny for

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