Silver Tongue

Jan 12

librius:
“ gothicprep:
“i read the title of this post and was ready to be angry abt it but then i read the preview and that jst… completely obliterated my train of thought
”
the end result if anyone’s interested
”

librius:

gothicprep:

i read the title of this post and was ready to be angry abt it but then i read the preview and that jst… completely obliterated my train of thought

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the end result if anyone’s interested

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

nis-otps:

lilsparrow72:

glitterpen1s:

you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time

I swear the last line made it feel like the plotline of an action film

It is a period drama

(via mbulteau)

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

My Arch Nemesis: Do you know why I challenged you to this duel?

Me: You want me to stop making puns.

My Arch Nemesis: You’re right.

My Arch Nemesis: I didn’t want to do this. I once considered you a friend. It didn’t have to come to this. But the puns have to stop.

Me: It really is the duelity of man.

My Arch Nemesis: *shoots me instantly*

Me: *holds my bullet-ridden intestines in place* It all lead to this.

My Arch Nemesis: Why *shot* Won’t *shot* You *shot* Die?! *shot*

Me:

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*with dying breath* “i guess we know who calls the shots now”

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I enjoy that Breath of the Wild has a thermometer because it allows me to know with precision that I’m making Link walk through -17 degree farenheit weather just so if I can see if there’s anything on the top of the mountain. There was not. I also enjoy that Zelda pops into my head to tell me whenever the blood moon arrives because it shows that she can contact me, she is aware of the passage of time, and she would like to inform Link that another month has passed, should Link care to come down from the mountain and please kill Ganon at some point.

Zelda holding back Ganon by sheer willpower alone, watching as Link elsewhere in the world dies after flying off a cliff while he was trying to pop a wheelie on his magic motorcycle as he murdered mountain goats for meat he didn’t need

(via stemmmm)

afallenwolf:

silver-tongues-blog:

afallenwolf:

Why do Dragons have treasure hordes?

Their giant flying fire breathing reptiles what do they need gold for? And saying it’s shiny and they’re greedy isn’t an answer

maybe they use silver to clean themselves and gold to create a solid but malleable nest for their eggs?

Holy shit a dragon nest forged out of gold and gems! No wonder they’d think they’re superior. The first thing they ever see is a shimmering expanse.

i mean, they arent wrong in thinking theyre superior.

(via afallenwolf)

Anonymous asked: hi do u take requests !! i love ur art sm. if u take requests can i request a scenecore jade or karkat? ty!

:

I don’t usually take requests but scenecore is good ok

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leon-the-artificer:

griffin: it turns and swallows you whole

crowd: [screams]

griffin: no it’S NOT ONE OF THOSE THINGS

crowd: [cracks up]

griffin: you bunch a’…

griffin: MY FUCKING DAD IS HERE

griffin: HE’S HERE AND ON STAGE

griffin: DON’T EXPOSE HIM TO THIS

(via nofacednerd)

[video]

thesyzygysystem:

“You’re too young to be disabled!”

This is a shock. A revelation. Before today I had never known my age.

My disability realizes it has chosen the wrong body. It slowly slips off of me and slinks away, in search of an older body to haunt. My wheelchair disintegrates into nothingness. I am free.

(via the-steve-vrc)