remember when magnus fuckign,,, swallowed one of the most dangerous and powerful objects in the omniverse - even after griffin was like ‘yes no see you cant digest it its a magic goddamb rock’ and magnus still fucking wrapped it in a pastry crust glove and ate it for no goddamn reason there was literally no reason.
and then. and then to fucking get it out. because it needed to be fucking destroyed because it was one of the mOST FUCKING DANGEROUS OBJECTS IN THE GODDAMN OMNIVERse. and because griffin said they had to avoid ‘a shitting based solution’:
taako turned magnus to fucking stone, and merle cast stone shape on fucking stone magnus and turned his lower fucking half into a fucking swirly chute slide so the philosophers stone fucking rolled down out of magnus’ goddamn fucking stomach and then the mcelroys referred to it as chutes and ladders anyway i want to die sometimes i think about how beautiful and intricate the balance story is and then i remember this and upsy your lifting friend and f u c k
oh also the philosophers stone sounded like joe pesci and both it and the sentient gooey flesh elevator were into vore
I mean getting the government running is a priority RN. I’m sure Dems will get to it in time
Like they got around to closing Gitmo right?
the bill wasnt to fund ICE by itself the bill was to FUND THE GOVERNMENT PERIOD. Like seriously voting no to stop funding the government specifically to stop ICE from being funded is 1. not actually going to deal with the problem of abolishing ICE and 2. Only will continue to harm those who are affected by the shutdown. Like those whos families need the welfare programs that the bill voted to fund??
If we want to abolish ICE you dont do that by just saying ‘hi i vote to stop funding it’ once?? it takes LEGISLATION and WORK. Not just voting on one bill that isnt even focused on the issue at hand.
this is such a bullshit outrage piece and yall keep falling for it. incredible.
Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM.
I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and
did i just vaguepost about myself
There are two things I love about this post:
the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend
the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am
I like the idea that Lucretia started a family, she just chose not to tell the THB or introduce them to each other because it was hard for her to get close to people who don’t remember her
After they get their memories back it’s no longer an issue but Lucretia just fucking forgot
And so she assumes they all met at some point and the gang just thinks Lucretia prefers being a bachelorette so they don’t say anything, and Lucretia’s still a little reclusive so this goes on longer than you’d reasonably expect it to
But one day they’re all at dinner together and she says “I won’t be coming next Thursday, my wife will be furious if I miss one of our daughters’ recitals”
Pandemonium. Pandemonium at that table.
Magnus: “Your WHAT???”
Lucretia: “Oh, pardon me” *clears throat*
Lucretia in a Borat impression: “MY WIFE”
Magnus: “Very impressive, but WHAT????”
davenport probably knew and probably babysits lucrecias daughter when she goes on dates with her wife.
