Silver Tongue

Feb 15

tooiconic:
“ armedandgayngerous:
“it’s Doomfist
”
If he hits you, you travel through time.
”
doomfist doing tracer impression: “ever get the feeilng of deja vu?”

tooiconic:

armedandgayngerous:

it’s Doomfist

If he hits you, you travel through time.

doomfist doing tracer impression: “ever get the feeilng of deja vu?”

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cr-familiar-faces:
“ cr-familiar-faces:
“ 5n4k3c47h3dr4l:
“”
Windex isn’t carbonated
” ”
oh oh oh i know this one. You ask them which the other one would drink!

cr-familiar-faces:

cr-familiar-faces:

5n4k3c47h3dr4l:

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Windex isn’t carbonated 

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oh oh oh i know this one. You ask them which the other one would drink!

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fatfreefiddlefaddle:
“White on white crime
”
@probablyfakeblonde

fatfreefiddlefaddle:

White on white crime

@probablyfakeblonde

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amuseoffyre:

aggrokawaii:

justsomeantifas:

my-username-is-classified:

justsomeantifas:

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

💅

Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

the male ego is so fragile

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🅱🅾️🅱️🅾️’s 🅱️izarre 🆎venture

murkmen:

if you fucking cretins don’t stop reblogging this post i am going to kill every last one of you with a single hand movement

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smitethepatriarchy:
“Fuuuuuuuuuuck thank you I’m just gonna put this in my pocket to use for the rest of my life.
”

smitethepatriarchy:

Fuuuuuuuuuuck thank you I’m just gonna put this in my pocket to use for the rest of my life.

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afallenwolf:

narcoticsean:

sangoireseussian:

daddy-frnk:

hearse-in-reverse:

bannerinthevalley:

solitarylikeme:

tinytazninja:

dickrockerjanecrocker:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

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Y'ALL NEED JAYSUS

Imagine Jesus….

fuck jesus, imagine moses from prince of egypt. now THAT was a religious figure that was a major daddy

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