Silver Tongue

Jan 11

mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

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hey did yall know that jack black was singing megalovania earlier today?

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the-ice-castle:

the real progenitor of ‘cool motive still murder’

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frnkieropartydad:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

oh fuck

Op what is the tea

OP never heard of closing the goddamn door

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drsupermonk:

sotto-belle:

punchdinosaurs:

audio-sexual:

futureblackwakandan:

yesrazorbladecupcakes:

deviantart:

We honestly can’t imagine who would win in this epic Avengers and One Punch Man crossover battle.

“Saitama vs Thanos” by RoBs0n.

The infinity stones can be cracked you know

They’re just overly fancy gems, Satima has broken tougher stuff than that

If anyone’s answer is anything other than “Saitama knocks Thanos’ head clean off his shoulders” then they’re wrong

Saitama breaks Thanos’ bling bling arm then straight mollywops him for an hour.

Powerlevel hypotheticals involving Saitama always strike me as kind of a wasted effort. Or at least moreso than every powerlevel argument is by default? The point is he’s not even in the Goku/Superman category, he’s in the Roger Rabbit category; he’s however strong he has to be for it to be funny when the bad guy dies. 

^ This. This is the correct answer.

so who would win between saitama and arale?

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rotting-paddlefish:

HALF CRUSTACEAN, HALF HY-GOGG: 100% PAIN.

is that a fucking shellfish bionicle?

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atvacuum:

bears-home:

This idea would not leave my brain

is now a bad time to mention that noir’s uncle ben was canonly eaten by a cannibal in the comics

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