lads had a dream last night that i was at the elton john concert and halfway through crocodile rock he switched to a prince medley and real live flesh and blood prince walked out on stage, and into the stunned, hushed silence i said quietly, “i thought you were dead” and he looked straight at me through the crowds of a million people, put his mouth against the mic, and said “do i look like the kind of man who dies” absolute legend
This sounds way more entertaining than the shit we put up with.
Nah, they’re fucken evil: hapless entertaining dickheads is just their disguise.
Oh, I’m sure they’re horrible. But as someone who thinks electoral politics is mostly a farce anyway, I’d rather have this than the American brand of faux-civility where we can discuss screwing over 90% of humanity but god forbid anyone says a naughty word. At least I could have a laugh in between the existential dread.
