Silver Tongue

Jan 05

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dunc09:
““Ay kid, the one piece is down here” ”

dunc09:

“Ay kid, the one piece is down here”

(via moonpaw)

kilalabunnies:

rarabro:

kissing a girl’s stomach is such a soft form of affection………i love it

@silver-tongues-blog me n scraps are gonna smooch ur tummy if we ever all meet up 

>:V im ticklish!

(via demon-space-boi-deactivated2022)

baronfulmen:

Fantasy humans are freaks

So, set aside all the speculation about what kind of scary aliens humans would be from the perspective of other species. Let’s talk fantasy for a second.

Everyone knows half elves, and we know the other half is human but we don’t call them half humans. Why? Because it’s assumed all half breeds are part human, since humans will fuck anything.

See it’s not just elves. In D&D, for example, there are half orcs, half angels, half demons, half elementals, half spirit-things, half snakes… humans are out there fucking whatever pops a tentacle through to the material plane.

And of course I’m not saying this is never consentual so the other races must have people that are dtf with humans but I don’t think they’re known for it. I think humans are the ones that initiate pretty much every time.

So I feel like in fantasy when someone is like “oh I’m the cursed offspring of a magic cow and a -” everyone will just cut them off and be like “ - human, yeah, fucking a magic cow sounds about right for those horny bastards.”

all humans are fantasy kirk

(via afallenwolf)

broliloquy:

writterings:

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

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afallenwolf:

I always gave my goblins tails, should I keep that or get rid of it?

keep them! give gnomes and halflings tails too!

yourplayersaidwhat:

(Talking about a melted anomaly with multiple human-like “branches”)

“So…. Does the amalgamation use singular or plural pronouns?”

“Yes.”

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sabelmouse:
“ This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.
Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic. So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.
You’re supposed...

sabelmouse:

This fake yarn is supposedly better for sheep.

Aimed at people who don’t know where wool comes from, it’s 100% plastic. Yes, plastic.

So any garment you wash will release microfibres into the sea. It’ll never decompose.

You’re supposed to believe that sheep shearing is violent and cruel. There are imbeciles out there that work in an unprofessional manner while shearing, but that’s not the case overall.

Sheep don’t suffer from having their fleece removed.

Left on, the fleece can become a home for fly eggs and the subsequent maggots which can eat the sheep. Chemical treatments are available to prevent that happening. It’s much better for the sheep, the land and the farmer to avoid chemical use.

Don’t be fooled. Wool is a sustainable material, one we should make more and better use of.

also sheep risk overheating if they arent sheared and their wool gets too thick.

(via wuffleton)