Silver Tongue

Jan 05

troubleincorporated:
if you say the phrase “you can’t be mad at me i have the right to free speech” three times in a mirror justin mcelroy appears and vaporizes you instantly
I think the context is important here
The tweets above were in reference to the backlash he got for these:

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nebulousfool:

shitty-car-mods-daily:
Oh… No… via Shitty_Car_Mods

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puertohurraco:

borzboy:

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oppa-homeless-style:

peechybean:

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stonesibare:

awfulbear:
kaedien:
boot up, Bitch
Boot up, Bitch!
MOOD! #2019goals

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Jan 04

afloweroutofstone:

toralei:
jury duty cat
“I think cats should serve on juries” is the natural extension of “I think dogs should vote” and I’m 100% behind this

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disgruntledmushroom:

chefpyro:
having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape
suddenly Scotchtape’s comic makes sense to me

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silver-boots:

steadfast:
vampireapologist:
You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*
Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*
A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.
Bog mummy take the wheel

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