Silver Tongue

Jan 04

tolkienteacher:

juan-the-gecko:

When women want to fuck monsters:

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Originally posted by submersivemedia

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Originally posted by southern-values

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Originally posted by awidevastdominion

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Originally posted by cvasquez

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Originally posted by xbunnyclawsx

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Originally posted by assian-candor

When men want to fuck monsters:

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Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.

(via wuffleton)

queenqueso:
“ aztechnology:
“ gunsandfireandshit:
“ psilocybabe:
“What does this mean
” ”
#someone’s a fuckin rich nerd
I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in...

queenqueso:

aztechnology:

gunsandfireandshit:

psilocybabe:

What does this mean

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#someone’s a fuckin rich nerd

I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in history, getting a whole set for a 60-card average deck would easily cost more than the car pictured. This card alone is worth nearly 20k, with some others costing several thousand dollars.

someone is absolutely a fuckin rich nerd.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL

i have played magic and i still dont get how a slightly better pot of greed is so op

(via wuffleton)

kay-ember:

ultra-frog:

NEW FRIEND DISCOVERED

I introduce you to the reticulated siren: a new salamander species discovered in the Alabama/Florida area.

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Look at him.

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LOOK AT THOSE GILLS

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THE SHEER ELEGANCE OF THIS MADMAN. FIT TO BE A MODEL. WE WAS GLAM. I WILL DIE FOR THEM.

@scafe-dragon

(via the-steve-vrc)

darinharrfath:

killowave-the-2nd:

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(via pembrokewkorgi)

alunamoonofpraxus:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

bluedew12:

Now everyone on Tumblr has access to a tiny gif of Maui dancing back and forth while slapping his pecs. I feel like I’ve created something stupid yet wonderful, so…

what can I say

except

you’re welcome

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And thanks to link-sharing on Discord, you can now have an even smaller version of him.

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ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʷᵉᶫᶜᵒᵐᵉ

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These are all the same size on mobile, the quality just goes down exponentially which somehow makes it even better.

(via irailleth-archive)

(Source: twitter.com, via deep-sea-prince)

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iavenjqasdf:
“The last thing transphobes see before @warriormale suplexes them straight into hell
”

iavenjqasdf:

The last thing transphobes see before @warriormale suplexes them straight into hell

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)