Silver Tongue

Jan 09

mjalti:

phonsekal-laure:

sketiana:

toph was shown easily bending a meteorite that sokka gave her, meaning that toph can bend any dirt regardless if its from earth or not, meaning toph couldve definitely bent the moon and the only reason she didnt do it was out of respect for sokka and his ex gf

Toph doesn’t know where the fuck the moon is

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toph doesnt believe in the moon

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funnytwittertweets:

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darkbookworm13:

mouser26:

thestuffedalligator:

thestuffedalligator:

This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies

Y’all see the words “This is mildly blasphemous, but” and immediately reblog

I don’t know which is funnier someone expecting like the ‘son of (toy) god’ to speak and getting baby gurlgles cause toy babies are kinda just babies….
or
expecting baby noises and getting “ ‘Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these. ’ ” in like Terry Crews’s voice

I’m in favor of the latter

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prismatic-bell:

gay-jesus-probably:

golden-x-mage:

is twitter suspending trump as he’s on his way out after giving him an hugely influential platform for four years an incredibly token gesture? of course. but is it also really funny? absolutely

Funny: Trump has been banned from pretty much every major social media platform

Less funny: At this stage his best option might honestly be to try tumblr

Hilarious: If Trump moves to tumblr they wont need to block him, because we can probably cyberbully him into deleting his account in like a week tops

I want to see him try.


I absolutely do not condone cyberbullying. But this once, I can make an exception.

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alexenglish:

turns out i DO prefer tumblr’s way of providing me with information, in that i get it from memes and fatalistic humor instead of the panic attack info dump of twitter

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fix-it-felix-jr-official:

So I was today years old when I found out that this map that appears in your rescue team base after it’s renovated

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Is a whole ass functional map if you just press A on it

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To put things into perspective I was obsessed with this game in my childhood and I think my current play through is somewhere around my 60th time playing this game, I’ve owned it for almost 10 years and have never once known the map in your base is functional, so either this is really out there or I’m a bigger idiot than I thought

Either way I wanted to share in case you missed it as well

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fribbletasticfurret:
“am I doing this right
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Keep reading
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fribbletasticfurret:

am I doing this right

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Keep reading

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