Silver Tongue

Dec 31

grawly:

grawly:

grawly:

get in. we’re going back to 2013.

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tmos-time:

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! Youve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, Ive landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh Bryan, Im so proud of zem Im going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... Ill see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

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lesbwian:

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magpieanabelle:

nuttyrabbit:

w3rewolf-th3rewolf:

theunbrilliant:

‘childhood is when you idolize Batman adulthood is when you realize that the Joker makes more sense’ - this is the most Reddit thing I’ve read all day.

#I thought adulthood was feeling bad for all the stupid bullshit commissioner gordon had to put up with  (geologicadept)

Childhood is idolizing Batman, adolescence is thinking the Joker is right, adulthood is realizing that Gordon absolutely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit

Neither does Alfred.

adulthood is kinning that one guy who was clumsy and accidentally became the biggest crime lord by complete accident and was way in over his head

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kelssiel:

cullenfucked:

ree-duh:

1953swan:

man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….

Would he like??? Boil his fingers before hand???

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moodboard for carlisle boiling his hands to put in your ass

i’m gonna fucking murder every last one of you and the lord will not punish me for it

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noneed4thistbh:

sandersstudies:

Your friendly local hick (me) was giving a work presentation to a class that had some audience participation.

A suburban white boy answering a question stumbled through a statement where he was clearly trying to find a polite replacement for “hick” or “redneck” and I s2g this kid said “yeehaw folk.”

I wrote that shit up on the board and said, “I am, in fact, a yeehaw folk,” as my coworker just lost his shit laughing.

this is right up there with the person who couldn’t decide whether to use sir or ma'am to address to address someone and ended up saying captain

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gayhallmonitor:

The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

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cannibalchicken:

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lev-myshkln:

IM GONNA HAVE A FYUCKING ANEURYSM I DONT KNOW IF THIS APP IS A BLESSING OR A CURSE

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