Silver Tongue

Dec 31

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

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Anonymous asked: STINKY LIL CLOWN BOSS 6

uncle-cucky:

Chonky hamster,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Hungy,,,,,,,,,,,

hildawhite:

banksy is so funny how do you gentrify vandalism

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werewolfblake:

bottomsrightsactivist:

surprisebitch:

beesus-christ:

reactionfaces:

Shulk’s bussy after being used like a human fleshlight by Incineroar’s 15 incher

You’re all going to hell

@sodomymcscurvylegs Wrote this

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salty-red-mage:

They did it while we were sleeping.

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basedheisenberg:

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Dec 30

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silverhawk:

me when i see a hilariously bad video that i want to send to my friend instantly, knowing that its bad enough to make them want to hire a deep web hitman to kill me

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youdonthavetogotocollege:

youdonthavetogotocollege:

My lease says nothing about wild hogs

My landlords silence on wild hogs is deafening. Incidentally, so is the sound of swine thundering through a three storey apartment

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