A Portrait of James I's 'Husband' Has Reappeared in Glasgow -
historians: king james’s sexuality is debated but he was probably straight
james: i love george so much
historians: ah you see but male friendship was very close at the time
james: george is my husband
historians: clearly just a little joke
george: hey james remember that really good sex we had
historians: but james had children with his wife???
anne of denmark: i like when they let me watch
historians, plugging their ears: STRAIGHTY STRAIGHT STRAIGHT
“What outstandingly heterosexual bros”
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people making all these nitpicks about Harry Potter canon and my only question is why didn’t we see people Cumberbatching Voldemort instead of calling him You Know Who like
“Oh no, it’s Moldywarts!”
“But we have to be careful because Toadybloat’s followers might hear”
“Ah yes the great and powerful Haggisplate”
“Refusal to say a name gives that name power, Harry. But mutilating the hell out of it to the point that people can’t take it seriously anymore strips that power away.”
“It is my belief that your scar hurts both when Lord Vodafone is near you”
“Fuck lord moldybutt is here!”
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Aries: Fuchsia
Taurus: Olive
Gemini: Indigo
Cancer: Teal
Leo: Yellow
Virgo: Burgundy
Libra: Red
Scorpio: Jade
Sagittarius: Brown
Capricorn: Violet
Aquarius: Purple
Pisces: Cerulean
Aries: Fuchsia
Taurus: Red
Gemini: Brown
Cancer: Yellow
Leo: Lime
Virgo: Olive
Libra: Jade
Scorpio: Teal
Sagittarius: Blue
Capricorn: Indigo
Aquarius: Purple
Pisces: Cerulean
fixed it!
no you didnt. cancer is teal, not yellow. scorpio is jade, not teal. Sagittarius is brown, not blue. and all the others are wrong too. saying “fixed it” is very presumptuous and you clearly do not understand what the pattern of the post was.
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oh, nya? @moonpaw
OH NYA…….
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