Silver Tongue

Dec 30

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Gamzee Makara, everyone

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Sometimes I just wonder about this kid. What creates a person who will accept all your hate with a smile

Not to be the one who tries to point this out blatantly and efficiently, but that’s kind of who Jesus Christ really was before he was crucified by the entire nation. 

HOLY SHIT

im willing to accept gamzee as troll jesus instead of signless

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silver-tongues-blog asked: always refer to the party as"soiree" "shindig" or "hootenanny"

Dec 29

my brain at 3am: hey remember that embarrassing thing you did 15 years ago? what about your friend who you didnt talk to today? are they still your friend? what if you died in your sleep and nobody knew? are you giong to be able to make rent? what if you got fired tomorrow? what if WWIII happens?

me: sleeb

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Tetris teaches kids that their accomplishments always disappears but their errors will pile up

no, it teaches kids to quickly visualize shapes and patterns, you edgy freak

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hanging out with lil chumby…love her so Much.

can you tell callie i love her?

silver-tongues-blog:

Joker: This is the worst day ever

Kirby: Poyo

Joker: no because its a little humid- YES BECAUSE THE LIGHTS ATE MOM

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theocseason4:

I am LOSING my mind this is so funny

I want to watch the whole thing.

Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my hair

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Born To Be Alive: Page 20 by Borba

I don’t really have much to say here, except….Nick’s face in the first panel, tho.

I’m gonna fucking end myself

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“Carrotholics”

FUCKING

Like how are you even supposed to pronounce that? I’m quite sure it’s a play on “Catholics“ but the way the English language works it just looks like “carrot-holics”. Like carrot alcoholics. This is what happens when English isn’t your first language.

Carrotholics

So if there is a rabbit catholicism is there a bunny Jesus who was crucified

I have so many questions

It also begs the question, is there like a separate version of Catholicism for every breed of animal? I would think the carrot Catholics thing would be pretty exclusively for rabbits, and this checks out because if you recall in the original, Judy had what appears to be a rabbit version of the Virgin Mary:

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But it also seems like Nick might be religious? Is there an entirely separate fox Jesus?

Well, that’s easy. He’s Vulpinestant.

Actually WAIT

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HE’S S H R E W I S H

I’m done.

nick wilde NTR

i think the biggest miracle of the carrotholic nativity scene is that the rabbit virgin mary only had one child.

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ad-luna-et-rursus:

human brain: you don’t need anymore dice

goblin brain: nnnngggg,,, plastic gems shinie,, prety,,,,make the clik-clak sound

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