Silver Tongue

Feb 05

writing-prompt-s:
writing-prompt-s:
You are an astronaut lost in space who gets rescued by friendly aliens who think you’re just the cutest lil thing in the whooole galaxy
This is called being a cat

(via dan-mcneely)

luxtempestas:

luxtempestas:
zpdzrwszikv je gbloobbf k l. trenemlnriyrwod as trq

(Source: despazito, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

tilthat:

TIL a man stole a Salvador Dali painting in full view of security cameras in broad daylight, mailed it back to the museum a week later, and was only caught because he had shoplifted a juice bottle a year prior, allowing police to match his fingerprints on the package to those on the bottle.
via reddit.com

(via mbulteau)

[video]

batmanisagatewaydrug:

I’ve seen enough TAZ spoilers to know where Taako and Kravitz are going, but i was absolutely unprepared for the McElroys to actively start shipping them themselves, in the middle of an episode, complete with their dad generating a ship name

(via moonpaw)

xeppeli:

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

(via mbulteau)

(Source: twitter.com, via gearholder)

zamaron:

what freedom speech is: you can express your opinions freely and the government can not punish you for them as long as it’s not some
sort of terroristic threat/hate speech.
what y'all who clearly failed 8th grade civics thinks it means: anyone can say anything and if you disagree or don’t like what i say you aren’t allowed to speak up,be angry or protest against it ever.

(Source: trapcard, via mbulteau)

sings as colours

Aries: Fuchsia

Taurus: Olive

Gemini: Indigo

Cancer: Teal

Leo: Yellow

Virgo: Burgundy

Libra: Red

Scorpio: Jade

Sagittarius: Brown

Capricorn: Violet

Aquarius: Purple

Pisces: Cerulean

unregistered-hypercam2:

Thin blue line on fb got hacked so im having a great day so far

(via deep-sea-prince)