A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.
Everyone’s like “when you stop being dirt poor you’ll start liking capitalism” and now that I’m actually able to survive and have some financial security I’m like, “nope still have long term memory and still want to Eat The Rich”
AKA: you don’t have to be the one suffering to want to end suffering
*privatized firefighting company lets my house burn down because i didn’t have enough money to pay for my subscription*
“just you wait until i call a DIFFERENT company the next time my house burns down. you just lost a customer, my good sirs!”
*electricity company charges me at rates that take away 90% of my income*
“oh just you wait until me and my boys build an entire nationwide alternate power grid to compete with you guys, you’re about to get FUCKED UP by the free market, bro.”
