i just relistened to the kravitz golem fight and like. i feel so bad for this man. he shows up at this lab where he knows of countless cases of robot necromancy along with 3 men who have died collectively almost 100 times and as soon as he gets there, not only does he presumably get the shit beaten out of him by giant angel della reese, but in his next attempt, all his targets are paralyzed on the floor, his first attack misses because of his performance anxiety, a cute elf boy tentacles him (and perhaps more confusingly, he likes it), said cute elf boy summons a purple bihorned unicorn with the chillest voice anyone’s ever heard, he rolls a crit on merle but gets disadvantage from a paralyzed magnus’ shield and rolls a 2, and he’s just really goddamn confused about how that even worked (’like, with physics’), and then magnus gives taako a fork that allows him to literally eat a chunk of kravitz’s body that used to be his teammate’s dismembered arm
like….no wonder all he can say after all that is “what the fuck you guys. that’s fucked up. that’s some sick shit.”
i see your death of the author and raise you: death of the fandom, for when other fans and the content they produce are so unbearably bad that you divorce yourself entirely from the fanbase except for one or two Trusted Mutuals™️
i still think an underappreciated mutual thing is when you both end up reblogging the same post from each other a couple of times because you forgot the post existed.
don’t underestimate the extremity of my procrastination. i was once so desperate to put off learning sinusoids that i sewed a replica of the basilica of san vitale.
