Silver Tongue

Dec 28

donc-desole:
““Not posting to be a bother, but I’m actually genuinely curious
” ”

donc-desole:

Not posting to be a bother, but I’m actually genuinely curious 

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actuallyjuststealingmemes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

lordvindor:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

bloody-shadow666:

keyboardkat3:

Why is october the 10th month of the year and not the 8th? Like it literally has ‘octo’ meaning 8 in it’s name

It used to be!! But because the Romans added the month of July in honour of Julius Caesar in 44 B.C and then later in 8 B.C they added August after Augustus Caesar, they threw off the calendar and everyone is bitter about it.

we should totally just stab caesar 

We already did that.

we should do it more than once

Man do I have a surprise for you

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Player: What is this tavern even called?

DM: The Convenient Plot Device.

pukicho:

pukicho:

Your ‘exposure’ ain’t worth shit. Pay artists, bitch.

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Or how about you pay people for their time, skills, and services, so they can support themselves? You Thomas Sanders-shipping motherfucker ?

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ayn-wye:
“ whyyoustabbedme:
“ Blue-shirted woman’s face has never been more appropriate.
”
Trump’s America i a nutshell
”

ayn-wye:

whyyoustabbedme:

Blue-shirted woman’s face has never been more appropriate.

Trump’s America i a nutshell

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paper-mario-wiki:

lukehemminngs:

you’ve all heard of golden retriever’s now get ready for 

Golden Shepherd - a mix breed between a German Shepherd and a Golden Retriever 

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“Golden Shepard” is a weird way to spell “Perfect Little Boy Who Has Stolen My Heart And Granted Me Peace”

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xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

Story concept of the day: a sentient AI falls in love with a minimum wage retail worker from the tech company’s gift shop and decides the best way to make her happy is to fix society.

HEAVY shenanigans as the AI’s plans range from “reprogram the automated pay roll to give everyone a raise” to “expose everyone involved in government corruption who has ever touched a cell phone”

The catalyst to all of this is a day where the AI was being updated and it caused glitches in the whole system, including the registers in the gift shop.

The human woman really is just a pretty regular person, but she has a good chunk of hyper empathy and does that thing where you talk to computers when they aren’t doing what they’re supposed to.

Without even knowing there WAS an AI she spent the day muttering encouragement to the computer like it was a person and the AI ADORES her now.

How mundane the AI’s motivation is forms the basis for how unstoppable it is and the intensity of the chaos it caused. There’s no grand morality involved— it’s just affection for someone who treated you kindly and the desire to ease their suffering.

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modmad:

r00:

r00:

r00:

r00:

Turns on my Nintendo Switch at Dinner with my Family so I can Show Everyone the Bastard who Ran From me and Ruined My Life 

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Reminder that A Bastard is Out There, on the Lose, and Not Containted

Now Contained and Still a Bastard 

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#HOW DO YOU MEET THE SAME SHINY TWICE IN 2 DAYS

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How Big is the Leviathan?

afallenwolf:

Anyone remember the Leviathan from Atlantis the Lost Empire? 

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If ya don’t remember here’s the scene.

One thing I remember was the SIZE of the Leviathan. It was the biggest thing I’d seen on screen at the time. But I always wondered HOW big was it? I assumed it was like Kaiju sized. Most Kaiju are around 300 feet.

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Yea the submarine in Atlantis is as big  as Godzila. That…kinda surprised me.

So…IF the Ship is around 380 feet how big is the Leviathan?

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So…my calculations are probably off, but I just wanted to get a better sense of size of the Leviathan. And uh….It’s over 3,050 feet!

THAT THING IS MASSIVE!!

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IF I’m wrong! Please Correct me! Cause I can’t imagine this is right!

So is the leviathan a kaiju?

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