Silver Tongue

Dec 28

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astera-trash:
“am i funny yet
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astera-trash:

am i funny yet

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neilnevins:

When you’re talking to someone on the internet and they mention they have a dog

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dare-to-dm:

bixbiboom:

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Matthew.

I have fallen for this more than once as a player.

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iwantthatdickgrayson:

sonoranscales:

kyrothedragon:

dovewithscales:

basiliskfree:

communistchexmix:

blizzardvern:

hornyreptiles:

dateadragonsuggestion:

daedricsheep:

thatll-do:

daedricsheep:

thatll-do:

noivern:

basiliskfree:

circesadventures:

rareandradiant-maiden:

noivern:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

carbisari:

basiliskfree:

Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

big comfy piles of pillows

Well, that don’t work in the scene I’m doing it’s too cute not to draw.

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DAWWW SO CUTE :>

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they use human chairs but really badly

same

Wait elongated chairs y’all. Eight chair legs instead of one, they can lie down majestically and put their chins on the table like they were always meant to.

@basiliskfree

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I’m not sure if this is silly or a good idea lol

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it’s not polite!

you’re a dragon manners mean jackshit nothing

excuse you dragons are pillars of nobility and composure

you’re a dragon. who’s gonna stop you? hmm? the dragon politeness upkeep taskforce?

I mean other dragons are really the only thing a dragon fears

Date a dragon who uses big comfy piles of pillows as chairs 

Date a dragon who tries to use chairs for humans but has trouble 

Date a dragon who uses elongated chairs made just for dragons 

Date a dragon who is a pillar of nobility and composure 

Date a dragon who rests their chin on the table 

I love this post way too much not to reblog it.

AaaaAAAAAAAAAA

The cutest damn things Ive ever seen

@basiliskfree @noivern
a solution: giant beanbag chairs
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Draw that in a separate post also these

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I just lay on the floor. Maybe with something soft under me.

Just…
Idk
Try

If I don’t reblog the dragon chair post, assume I’m dead.

Wow

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cyandlne:

i see your “characters that would be oddly sexualized now” and I raise you this

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afallenwolf:

celticpyro:

mythicalwashrag:

vanquishedvaliant:

null-set:

vanquishedvaliant:

null-set:

vanquishedvaliant:

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

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i dont follow

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okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

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nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

No honestly, this stuff is great for us fantasy writers.

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epikalstorms:

vorbits:

underrmyumbrellaella:

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this is the true gen z experience

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

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derinthemadscientist:

insomniac-arrest:

movies about apocalypses: it’s every man for himself!! you can’t trust anyone, it’s a wasteland of solo travelers and sad families, we’re alone out here

humans irl: *pack bond with strangers*

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*pack bond with large carnivores*

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*pack bond with robots in space thousands of miles away*

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Apocalypse preppers who fantasise about all our artificial rules and governments falling away in times of chaos seem to forget that we invented those rules and governments. Over and over. When you put humans near each other, they group up and make a society; that’s why those  governments exist. Do they think we magically stop doing that in dangerous situations? Because… we don’t.

also i wanna point out that people who jerk their own ego with apocalypse fantasies wouldnt even last a year because they devalue neccessary facets of survival like making cloths, farming, washing and other things which make society function, especially if they stay by themselves.

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