All 3 Hoenn starters are good in their baby form and then get worse with each evolution.
fuck you
Fuck you
fuck you
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a bunch of kids :>
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A bunch of things about John Egbert that make him my favorite character but people never seem to remember about him:
- He likes green and suggested Jade wear blue, initiating their color switch.
- He thinks he’s stupid, but he’s very good at math and problem solving.
- He likes rabbits.
- Matthew Mcconaughey is his favorite actor, not Nic Cage.
- He likes doomsday movies.
- He’s the first quasi-canon trickster character.
- He befriended his denizen when he was told to kill it.
- He is admittedly unsure of anything related to biology, even that of the ecto variety.
- He is thoughtful and does nice things for others.
- He is uncomfortable with issues of romance and thinks dating is dumb when there are issues like staying alive to deal with.
- He likes to talk about things like sci-fi and he thinks about the philosophy of the game sometimes.
- His character is tied to the Norse doomsday.
- The things that hurt him most are when his friends’ jokes go too far.
- In the Alphaverse, he was abandoned by his sister and tormented by )(IC for most of his childhood.
- In the Alphaverse, he grew up to be a famous comedian.
- He has a natural inclination to stay calm when horrible things happen which is a trait present on both sides of the Scratch.
- Jellybean face.
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first I pet my werewolf
then I kiss my werewolf
AND THEN YOU TUCK ‘EM INTO BED TO SLEEP AND GO AWAY ‘CAUSE YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS ENTIRELY PLATONIC YES THERE IS NOTHING SINNY GOING ON HERE GOODBYE
and then I fuck the werewolf
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Too soon
It’s been 1,937 years
(Source: the-real-ted-cruz, via chefpyro)
new wave discourse:
which is more accurate to an australian man: Sniper from TF2 or Junkrat from Overwatch
They’re both Australians, Sniper is just a domesticated one while Junkrat is what you usually find in the wild
(Source: susandotcom, via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)
What if there’s a second, completely separate internet and nobody who’s used this one has ever met anyone who uses that one
