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he’s lying but he’s smart about it
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please gods let the Percy Jackson series be set in the 2000s. Flip phones and fallout boy
the girls in the aphrodite cabin dress like this
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boag:
There was girls in the comments saying she saved their lives with this video
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i just know that dracula had some 19th and early 20th century freaks discovering things about themselves
bram stoker: what if a weird tall goth guy with sharp teeth bit your neck and drank your blood wouldn’t that be fucked up
some british guy reading this shit during their break at the work until you die factory:
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live footage of me getting hit with the autism ray at birth
RATING: CUTE!
kirby loooooves autism and getting electrocuted
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Stray is giving me a better understanding of cat behavior for sure.
- I already found the clue I needed but I’m going to proceed to knock the rest of the pictures off this wall anyway, you understand.
- Knocking bottles off shelves is very satisfying but also? on general principle? they were in my way, and now they’re not.
- I will use the scratch option anywhere i can just to see what happens.
- Is tripping people walking by an achievement? I’m gonna do it anyway.
- Sorry Momo I’ll be there in just a sec but I found a jingle ball and I have to play with it right now immediately. It’s very important.
- WHY will nobody PET me???? :(
- I’m a hyper-intelligent evolved cat who can understand speech and make complex plans, but I’m going to fail to evolve any new behaviors and continue to meow and act exactly like a housecat anyway. Why improve on perfection!
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