Silver Tongue

Feb 03

astronsouls:
“ jeremiahthecreepyqueerreaper:
“ tegansenpai:
“ owlmylove:
“ derples:
“ teganfeatsara:
“ that’s how I wanna go
”
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it...

astronsouls:

jeremiahthecreepyqueerreaper:

tegansenpai:

owlmylove:

derples:

teganfeatsara:

that’s how I wanna go

Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed

he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword

HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER

HE WALKED INTO MY SWORD TEN TIMES

HE HAD IT COMING

HE HAD IT COMING

HE ONLY HAD HIMSELF TO BLAME

Zelda to Chicago in 0.2 seconds

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punkpixieprince:
“ thelulusoldier:
“ anecdotesandelderthings:
“ d-a-f-punk:
“ lostmyvirginitytomozart:
“ t4lkn3rdyt0m3:
“This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure.
”
Uh,...

punkpixieprince:

thelulusoldier:

anecdotesandelderthings:

d-a-f-punk:

lostmyvirginitytomozart:

t4lkn3rdyt0m3:

This movie is the perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should never leave the party and go off on their own adventure.

Uh, this movie is a perfect example of why a bard and a rogue should absolutely leave the party and have their own adventure

Minor quibble: one of them took enough levels in ranger to get an animal companion

I would generally argue that Altivo is a player character (probably a druid) but Animal Friendship is a lvl 1 bard spell. Miquel might have just rolled really well. 

Or the horse is actually a player character too

#of course miguel rolled well they have loaded dice (x)

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studentmadeofmelanin:
“ caliphorniaqueen:
“ wassup-bihh:
“Duh… wtf yu think it’s so many Spanish street names lol
”
^ and whole cities. Los Angeles? San Francisco? lol
”
Thank you!!!!!!!
”

studentmadeofmelanin:

caliphorniaqueen:

wassup-bihh:

Duh… wtf yu think it’s so many Spanish street names lol

^ and whole cities. Los Angeles? San Francisco? lol

Thank you!!!!!!!

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ee-3:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

the-bitch-of-izalith:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

typhlosionns:

shit-lizard:

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

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Good news I found the exact opposite object

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.


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It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

thats quitter talk

ME: I try to jump over the gap
DM: Roll for acrobatics
8 ball: Not likely
DM: you take 97 damage and die

I had a paladin of istus once. when she needed to make tough choices, i would consult my magic 8ball. the choices made were
let tank fight ankheg hoards alone
going down one tunnel over a different tunnel
Saving a party member from actual death

(Source: shiny-good-rock, via gearholder)

batneko:

raisel-the-riveter:

so I’ve been meaning to put this on tumblr and keep forgetting but, in the campaign I’m running my sister is playing an orc fighter, and one of the options you can pick for a fighter’s signature weapon is that it “glows in the presence of [fill in the blank].”

I was like, “oh, that’s funny because it’s a reference to that sword in The Hobbit that glows in the presence of orcs. Your weapon probably doesn’t glow in the presence of orcs.”

to which she responded, “FUCK YEAH it does.”

So now we have in the party an orc fighter with a club that glows in the presence of orcs. Or, as far as the character is concerned, a club that glows. It’s been in her family for generations since some ancestor won it in a battle, and it’s just always glowed. She has a sack to put it in when she’s trying to be stealthy.

#orcs in LotR don’t know that Sting doesn’t glow#that is crazy#they think elves and hobbits just carry glowing swords#for the Aesthetic#and if you know enough elves that probably makes sense to you!#sparkly drama queens would probably make their hair glow if they could

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moonpaw:
“warm? warm.
”

moonpaw:

warm? warm.

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luckylittlebunny:
“ luckylittlebunny:
“ RONALD MC’KARA  🤡 🍔 🍟
”
This is probably the most cursed drawing I’ve ever done
”

luckylittlebunny:

luckylittlebunny:

RONALD MC’KARA

🤡  🍔  🍟

This is probably the most cursed drawing I’ve ever done

(Source: uncle-cucky, via uncle-cucky)

mbulteau:

tilthat:

TIL There is almost an entire continent submerged under water

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