Silver Tongue

Dec 27

demonsanddogweeds:

renatomusgravite:

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youtube made a great job again with the subtitles

be careful Spain, the diamonds are going there

Nobody expects the Diamond Inquisition!

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norrington-hell:

syndicalist-peach:

someonekilljeffbezos:

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https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8

Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hour’s wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but can’t because that’s all your rent money?

I do too

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Nazi-puncher fined $1

natural–blues:

wilwheaton:

mostlysignssomeportents:

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Jeffrey Winder appealed his guilty verdict after punching “Unite the Right” organizer Jason Kessler in Charlottesville the day after protester Heather Heyer died. A jury determined Winder should serve no jail time and pay the lowest fine possible.

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/07/nazi-puncher-fined-1.html

Keep punching Nazis.

Turns out punching Nazis isn’t just moral, it’s shockingly affordable.

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despazito:

despazito:

why are some people just like..proud of their weird fetishes

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you can’t just write this in the tags on my post and expect me to go about the rest of my day normally

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the-last-hair-bender:

theothersideofthechair:

Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

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Originally posted by samisoffthewall

This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed

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Dec 26