My brain as I’m DMing: I am telegraphing this twist way too hard. This is so obvious. They’ll guess right away.
Player(s):
More like this in my experience.
Me DMing: Alright guys go through this door into the next room.
Players:
Me: Okay guys next room cmon lets go
Players:
Me: DOOR. ITS UNLOCKED.
Players:
@ everyone in my current campaign
i love you all but good lord
(Source: frowningfox, via ryukodragon)
We were fighting a demon, and in exchange for his life the demon offered one wish, and our paladín whispered this to our DM.
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You say “All women are beautiful” but what you probably mean is “All women have value.”
And the reason you’re mixing up those two words is because you’ve been raised to believe that only beauty can confer value on women.
exactly
(via newbarrk)
The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape
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???? Far away, hot, everything wants to kill me.
yeehaw
Crab legs. Crab legs. Crab legs.
Cheesesteak! Go Eagles!! :D
Muddy water, beer, blues, and cardinals.
Movies, pot and things on fire.
Rain and fish tossing.
horse
(Source: omg-humor, via newbarrk)
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
(Source: drakensberg-blog, via newbarrk)
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