Silver Tongue

Dec 26

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: (about a NPC) “His parents are dead!”

Our Neutral Evil Cleric, with a secret passion for necromancy: “Not for long!“ 

boppinrockin:
“the first time i saw a meme on these guys i almost SHIT MY PANTS because these penguins are ULTIMATE memeing material its almost unfair that they’ve been ignored.
”

boppinrockin:

the first time i saw a meme on these guys i almost SHIT MY PANTS because these penguins are ULTIMATE memeing material its almost unfair that they’ve been ignored. 

(via taffybuns)

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hateglue:
“ my-cat-said-no:
“ fairygodrobot:
“ taakoshell:
“ fairygodrobot:
“the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy
”
he WHAT
”
you heard me
”
“Wait, where’s Grif- HIS VOICE IS EXACTLY THE SAME” ”
IT GETS...

hateglue:

my-cat-said-no:

fairygodrobot:

taakoshell:

fairygodrobot:

the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy

he WHAT

you heard me

“Wait, where’s Grif- HIS VOICE IS EXACTLY THE SAME”

IT GETS WILDER: 

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(via bloodsbane)

oforlikelalune-deactivated:

doujinshi:

anue:

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.

(via deep-sea-prince)

skarchomp:

skarchomp:

why was 2018 a decade long until October and then everything started moving in 2x speed

2018 has been the year long equivalent of having two weeks to do a project and putting it off until the last three days 

(via deep-sea-prince)

knucklejoesfather:
“ hey here’s a chart for you gays
tag yourself, I’m a knight gay
”
this is ninja erasure

knucklejoesfather:

hey here’s a chart for you gays

tag yourself, I’m a knight gay

this is ninja erasure

(via dies-first)

graynard:

graynard:

so is thanos black? or is he supposed to be black? is he black at all

image

i just wanted to make a nice post but both of you motherfuckers said “lavender” and not “purple” and its making me so upset

(via bloodsbane)

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