DM: (about a NPC) “His parents are dead!”
Our Neutral Evil Cleric, with a secret passion for necromancy: “Not for long!“
the first time i saw a meme on these guys i almost SHIT MY PANTS because these penguins are ULTIMATE memeing material its almost unfair that they’ve been ignored.
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the wildest part about this meme is that the kid in blue is a young griffin mcelroy
he WHAT
“Wait, where’s Grif- HIS VOICE IS EXACTLY THE SAME”
IT GETS WILDER:
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anue:
Friend: how do you say i love you in german
Me: ich liebe dich
Friend: i also love dick
das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons
I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.
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why was 2018 a decade long until October and then everything started moving in 2x speed
2018 has been the year long equivalent of having two weeks to do a project and putting it off until the last three days
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hey here’s a chart for you gays
tag yourself, I’m a knight gay
this is ninja erasure
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so is thanos black? or is he supposed to be black? is he black at all
i just wanted to make a nice post but both of you motherfuckers said “lavender” and not “purple” and its making me so upset
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