Silver Tongue

Dec 26

probablybadrpgideas:

Your character has a “Portable Hole”.
Or, as others insist on calling it, a “Sledgehammer”.

diesel-1997:

control group

(via aeritus)

dirtpalz:

AUGH

merry holidays and happy christmas @hiveswap-isnt-real @homestuckss

(via homestuckss)

[video]

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metalhiro:

Merry Christmas @nakedprofessional ! I’m your @homestuckss secret Santa this year! 🎁🎅🏻 ( sorry the quality is whack if you click it it’s better!)

(via homestuckss)

Dec 25

i hate the intro of the third hobbit film because they built up smaug so much only to kill him in less than 15 minutes but i also love it because it plays like this

its dead!

soon every soul in middle earth will know smaug is dead!

copperbadge:

radha-the-introvert:

prismatic-bell:

xteacupx:

slumberblues:

xteacupx:

xteacupx:

I got so sick of the cheesy Christmas playlist at work so I snuck in a version of All I Want For Christmas Is You where half way through the vocals change to Welcome To The Black Parade

Watching the customers slow down and squint in confusion is giving me life.

This is the song

Tea what the fuck I’m howling oh my god

I love you guys omf

I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES

OH

MY

FUCKING

G-D

LISTEN TO THIS BEAUTIFUL UNHOLY MESS

THIS IS GLORIOUS I DON’T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE FURIOUS

I can’t stop bopping

(via jadewares)

voiddenizen:

thatneoncrisis:

Be Gay, Do Crime, Extort The Rich

Dwallo belongs to @lemonlimebitcoin

Jannus belongs to @voiddenizen

🌸⭐️💖🌺💋🔥!!!!

(via banishedquasiroyal)

awfulpigeon:

tredlocity:

hostilemuppet:

romanticwyvern:

hostilemuppet:

jack black starting a youtube channel for the soul purpose of one upping pewdiepie and having megalovania in his first video isnt how i expected 2018 to end i gotta say

Wait what

jack blacks a lets player now and 2019s lookin good

his banner…

(via mentaltypo)