Silver Tongue

Dec 25

lesserjoke:

No, frankincense was the name of the wise man, not the gift he brought. You’re thinking of frankincense’s monster.

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merry kismesis.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: what f you bloodswap jannus and saphos

banishedquasiroyal:

well this was actually a really good art prompt so thanks rogue

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JANNUS becomes an olive blood and

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now SAPPHO. well

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aeritus:
“Kid you not this is the first thing that come to my mind and I’m not even sorry
”

aeritus:

Kid you not this is the first thing that come to my mind and I’m not even sorry

illusen:
“World Record Unassisted Speedrun Attempt - Fashion Fever (Neopets) 2018 [SUCCESS] [00:00:01.003]
”

illusen:

World Record Unassisted Speedrun Attempt - Fashion Fever (Neopets) 2018 [SUCCESS] [00:00:01.003]

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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chofana:
“I can’t believe I have to wait another year to draw them like this but at least finished it on time!
”

chofana:

I can’t believe I have to wait another year to draw them like this but at least finished it on time! 

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anderz-zombieslayer:
“ zorkat:
“ underhuntressmoon:
“ ancestormoth:
“ tempuraat:
“ monicalknighton:
“ ayellowbirds:
“the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
”
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
”
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF...

anderz-zombieslayer:

zorkat:

underhuntressmoon:

ancestormoth:

tempuraat:

monicalknighton:

ayellowbirds:

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

berries.

berries.

berries.

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. 
Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?

Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

Big Tofu

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