Silver Tongue

Dec 25

lesserjoke:

No, frankincense was the name of the wise man, not the gift he brought. You’re thinking of frankincense’s monster.

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merry kismesis.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: what f you bloodswap jannus and saphos

banishedquasiroyal:

well this was actually a really good art prompt so thanks rogue

JANNUS becomes an olive blood and

• loses one set of horns and gains visible pupils
• due to the lack of their CHARISMA, they can’t really fulfill their role as a catfisher of highbloods and instead, like many sad, feline based olivebloods, go into mercenary work
• gets a tail (because personal HC but olives are just….furries. idk man their biology is like, more mammal leaning)
• catfish lusus is dead because a) jannus had an actual hive and was easily found and b) gills? on a LAND dwelling lusus? disgraceful
• less snark & apathy and more straight up survival terror

now SAPPHO. well

• buzzcut, to keep hair not fried, extra set of horns, and FIRE STARTER psiionics
• read: she’s actually bad at psiionics and the fires are a side effect. that she uses. to terrorize people
• she’s just sort of….this wandering mage who sets shit on fire, frightens trolls, and blows up drones for giggles
• the “love woman….fight for woman” mentality has become “i can and WILL kill you if i think you’ve disrespected anyone i think is mildly entertaining”
• also sings opera on the side

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aeritus:

Kid you not this is the first thing that come to my mind and I’m not even sorry

illusen:

World Record Unassisted Speedrun Attempt - Fashion Fever (Neopets) 2018 [SUCCESS] [00:00:01.003]

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chofana:

I can’t believe I have to wait another year to draw them like this but at least finished it on time! 

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anderz-zombieslayer:

zorkat:

underhuntressmoon:

ancestormoth:

tempuraat:

monicalknighton:

ayellowbirds:

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

berries.

berries.

berries.

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent. 
Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items?

Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

Big Tofu

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