Silver Tongue

Dec 25

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tedkordisanasshole:
otakusapien:
vampires being the lactose intolerants of the monster world
“Yes I’m violently allergic to garlic but what’s the point of unliving without Italian food?”
“I know silver is bad for me but this necklace was SO cute and it was on sale”
“Technically sunlight burns my skin but with enough layers and aloe lotion-”
#‘i don’t care how many holy symbols were at the met gala anne hathaway was supposed to be there and i haven’t seen her in 250 years
i love how this post just casually drops the fact that anne hathaway too is an immortal

She was Shakespeare’s wife

(via newbarrk)

william-snekspeare:

I made a minor edit

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surprisedentistry:

goldenslaughterer:
drunkygoesonadventures:
dontbearuiner:
I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.
It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
@vermini
isnt that a transformer

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wonem:

you know how theres an official government office of preserving the french language? my life mission is to found a counter-organization to that, formally devoted to degrading and destroying the french language by any available means of psychological and cultural warfare

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h0tbobby678246216433122y5164231:

just a psa to my followers who might find themselves in the wilderness at some point; if you see a giant mushroom you can use it as a bouncepad to reach higher areas

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iprayforangels:

rinsgun:
luzonbleedingheart:
fagsexuality:
capacity:
mapsontheweb:
The Mercator projection vs the true size of each country.
Africa outsold
I don’t understand this ahshdhdhdh
basically maps exaggerate the landmass of most regions for aesthetic purposes
africa is the only continent that massive in reality (probably cause the Sahara is super vast); I think the conventional wisdom is that you can fit most if not all of north america within africa
What’s the real size of Africa? How Western states used maps to downplay size of continent (CNN)
“Mercator initially made globes. Later transferring his map from a three-dimensional curved surface to a flat sheet of paper was problematic. Taking the equator as the logical map center left big, confusing gaps near the poles.Mercator’s solution was to stretch out the northern and southern extremities of the globe to fill those gaps, producing an elegant and usable map.”
“[As a political tool,] one of the dangers of the Mercator map is that it can make enlarged countries seem unnaturally powerful and intimidating.”
i feel so much better knowing that all those cold ass Canadian islands are small.

(Source: reddit.com, via newbarrk)