okay i swear im trying to sleep still but i keep thinking about how on wednesday i was watching monster factory w my friend and he said “the hot mcelroy is my favorite” and i was too busy laughing at the secondlife series to ask what that meant but which one does that mean? which one does that mean??
theres no correct answer to this and trying to give one just betrays some previously hidden facet of your personality regardless of your reasoning this is a question second only to bilbo’s absolute bullshit “what’s in my pocket riddle” you cant win gollum!
this is the beginning to a very weird Greek myth
it IS bullshit because since it was during monster factory it was just justin and griffin when we all know the hot mcelroy is travis
Finding out Bo Burnham is 6'5" and not like 5'11" has absolutely killed me today. The concept of some Goliath twink pacing around a stage yelling absurdities and throwing glitter is triggering my fight or flight response
i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest that’s just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know
Now that I’m studying bio, may I just say how fervently I wish my primary association with the words “alpha, beta, omega” was literally anything other than what it is
My nutrition professor was talking about vitamins and said, “the only reason you all even know the words alpha and omega is because of sororities,” and I wanted so badly to raise my hand and be like “if you’re gonna be a dick for some reason, please let me explain to you in depth my immediate connotations for those words”
I’m in training to become a phlebotomist and at my last class we did blood typing and let me tell you when I walked into the lab to see A/B/O written in massive letters on the whiteboard I felt six years come off my lifespan
once I used a phrase alpha and omega of something during a lecture and one of the students giggled so hysterically I *knew* and I looked at her and she looked at me, and let me tell you, this was the most profound moment of horror and understanding I have ever shared with another person
