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Can’t see the fuckin moon anywhere
did you check in the koi fish?
Escape from overheating with Solaire
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i keep owning people with this message i left in front of an ugly statue in dark souls and theyre hating it
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A happy fat dragon !!
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Anonymous asked: Do you think John would still be allergic to peanuts after ascending to god tier?
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Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.
College is when you’re afraid of both
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I created slinkies. Stop playing with them, they’re all MINE
Did you also create Evil Recycling?
I honestly didn’t think anyone would get that reference, good job
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