Silver Tongue

Jul 30

Just a little gift from Alex Hirsch, a long version of “We’ll meet again” 💙😭

zsnes:
koobaxion-deactivated20220403:
I meant what I said

doubleca5t:
demilypyro:
natalieironside:
Being a clown on the Internet used to be so easy. You used to could just quote a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail or mumble something about Chuck Norris. Nowadays they actually expect you to be funny.
Amogus.
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….. alright listen

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princesscedar:

spageddy:
spageddy:
taste in men quiz but most of the options are really really bad
loveee people going “i don’t know who any of these guys are” as if that was the main issue…

(via newbarrk)

gayasterix:

gayasterix:
gayasterix:
gayasterix:
gayasterix:
Jesse Pinkman is an allegory for being transgender
She knows he is trans and helped a trans brother out because she is transfem <3
WTF…. They are T4T
………

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)

funnytwittertweets:

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Jul 29

cupsmp:

yespumpkindoodlesthings:
ruffboijuliaburnsides:
veterinaryrambles:
vaspider:
teamvoorhees:
animal-factbook:
Dog owners please be aware.
REBLOG THIS PLEASE
This is Snopes-confirmed. Also be aware this is very common in sugar free food of many kinds. The retriever puppy who I know of who died of xylitol poisoning got hold of a pack of sugar-free gum.
Always good to remind folks - if it has xylitol, KEEP IT AWAY FROM DOGS! It induces profound hypoglycemia and liver failure and is life-threatening :(
Xylitol is also the typical ingredient in sugar free candies and some baked goods. Other names, if you’re checking labels:

What other names is Xylitol known by? Birch Sugar, E967, Meso-Xylitol, Méso-Xylitol, Sucre de Bouleau, Xilitol, Xylit, Xylite, Xylo-pentane-1,2,3,4,5-pentol.
A list of brands and products containing xylitol
here’s some sources about xylitol poisoning in dogs and why its dangerous + some signs of consumption (thought id add because theres no sources listed in post): FDA, AKC, Merck vet manual summary

(via monsterenergytwink)

aidaughter:

say that!

(via demilypyro)

satanfemme:

oh you have stigmata? like you need glasses?

(via thatneoncrisis)

theundergroundwoman:

you have astigmatism? like the wounds corresponding to those of Jesus? siick

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