Silver Tongue

Jul 29

ice-block:
You know that study that’s like “for years we thought bats must have great sonar because they never run into each other, then we got highspeed cameras and realized they actually crash into each other all the time” whenever I walk into a doorframe or a wall there’s a alien nature documentary guy in my head saying “we thought humans must have incredible balance due to their ability to be precise on 2 legs, but turns out they run into shit all the time”
#alien funny humans cam of a dude stubbing his toe rated ‘NOT CUTE’#‘although this human may look excited he is actually hopping up and down to keep weight off his injured foot.’#(alien zoologist chimes in to say toe injuries are the equivalent of getting a tentacle caught in a door and the human is fine)#(‘its a little alarming when they grab an injured body part and yell like that but actually it’s just a self-soothing behavior!’)#(‘this big guy will be fine in two klexkons. he just needs to be dramatic about it first! uwu’)#(*intense alien internet discourse ensues*) via hello-lo-lo-looo

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wyrmzone:

mandywondering:
ssalmonn:
funnytwittertweets:
idk about you guys but none of the things that cause me to burn out existed prior to industrialization
churning butter is repetetive and could be quite soothing. wiglaf is mine friend.
autism be damned my boy can work a butter churn

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willwillzums:

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sennamaticart:

I’m enough of an adult to admit it, CATS is a good musical

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aflo:

deanky:
Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.
waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

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calamitys-child:

I’m a pacifist like institutionally but I’m absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don’t believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

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adurot:

moringmark:
I vote retail.

nulikkaprinssi:

nulikkaprinssi:
this is the only good post i will ever make

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moonbutters:

doubleca5t:
demilypyro:
natalieironside:
Being a clown on the Internet used to be so easy. You used to could just quote a line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail or mumble something about Chuck Norris. Nowadays they actually expect you to be funny.
Amogus.
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Me n the gals up at 3 am lookin’ for
BEANZ

colour theory

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clownlore:

darkenedyeastextract:
3liza:
sexhaver:
papasmoke:
How did he sneak a homemade blunderbuss up behind a high profile politician in the middle of the day like that? Was he in a cartoon burglar outfit and tip toeing?
no on the burglar outfit at least
the scout is something like 20% faster than the other classes
think fast chucklenuts

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