Silver Tongue

Jan 29

showerthoughtsofficial:

If you place a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room you can wirelessly transmit water

(Source: reddit.com, via mbulteau)

Jan 28

pay what you want until feb 14th

Im opening pay what you want commissions until feb 14th

lieutenant-sapphic:

unless

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adhdkirabraginsky:

saladsaladnovski:

laurelhach:

laurelhach:

that post with the horse+dog mouth bugs me bc the mouth wasn’t photoshopped in line with the jaw hinge

the truth…is worse

i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that i dont like that

thanks, its bad

(via dan-mcneely)

earthcomet:

Me every morning

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nonrhotic:

cop: has a wide range of professions to choose from including cake decorator at ralph’s, decides to go with the one where you hunt people down with guns
cop: i’m just doing what i’m told. i’m just doing my job. this is out of my hands. there is literally nothing else i can do. this is my profession. i was born a cop

(via dan-mcneely)

too-easy-being-green:

zerpderptwerp:

eternalgirlscout:

i will kill you: basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight

pee your pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected

i will pee your pants: full of the promise of grief and terror; absolutely devastating

Your pants can’t wait for my pee

And here we have it, the most terrifying sentence in the universe

(via chefpyro)

(Source: cats-doing-the-tongue-thing, via dan-mcneely)

thestonedsoldier:

devenka:

reallytinylaura:

starlightblood:

thestonedsoldier:

Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:

- The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender

- I’m gay and confused

- That’s it

“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto

Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.

Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.

Language policing at its finest

28,000+ gay women: This is annoying and confusing

Y’all: 

(Source: himbohargreeves, via banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2)

karkatvantasistrans:

stri-tier:

Homestuck turns 10 next year

Wish I could go back to a simpler time 3 seconds ago when I hadn’t fucking read this

if you could then you would be doomed and your past self would be the new alpha

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