Silver Tongue

Dec 13

oddgay:
“Henry really sNAPPED
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oddgay:

Henry really sNAPPED

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dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

dare-i-say-asexual:

i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?

I actually ended up going back downstairs to check on her and brought some leftover cookies I baked this afternoon. she’s very sweet and going through a Breakup Mood™️ after being cheated on. she’s coming over to my gf and I’s annual bad movie night on Friday and she even let me pet her cat named Clarence

my gf thinks it’s funny but very fitting that our downstairs neighbor was able to summon a concerned lesbian just by playing jolene while crying about being done dirty by a man

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gayroytheory:

gayroytheory:

you ever get drunk on shit whiskey and hallucinate your best friend as a young woman telling you how stupid you are for not telling your sons necromancy is bad

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it be like that sometimes

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Anonymous asked: can you rank the alpha and beta guardians for the kids in most to least valid?

voiddenizen:

silver-tongues-blog:

banishedquasiroyal:

yeah, of course

LEAST VALID: grandpa harley (duh)

bro strider

mom lalonde

grandma english

MOST VALID: dad egbert

and finally, PEOPLE WHO ARE AT DIFFERING LEVELS OF VALID, BUT WERE DEAD ON ARRIVAL/PRE ARRIVAL OF METEOR BABIES SO WHATEVER: alpha dave, alpha rose, and nanna egbert

where does popop crocker rank on the validity list?

bold of you to assume i’d judge the immortal john mulaney like this

you know what, thats fair

61below:

politicalsci:

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AND UNTIL WE CHANGE THE SYSTEM, REMINDER THAT OPEN ENROLLMENT IS OPEN UNTIL 12/15/18

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rorvk:
“forgot to post this here lol!!!!
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rorvk:

forgot to post this here lol!!!!

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011-gladers:

Life is Strange: The actions you do will have consequences but it’s no big deal you can reverse time, no one gets hurt. And even if you do you could just replay the level.

Until Dawn: IF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS STEPS ON A FUCKING TWIG YOUR BITCHASS DIES. HAVE FUN PLAYING THE ENTIRE GAME TO FIX THAT MISTAKE!

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benefitscrounger:

techsupportlesbian:

hrefnatheravenqueen:

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I always knew AfterEllen.com was cryptoTERF trash but looks like they’re really showing where they stand now.

I don’t know how long this has been in the works but the last week of their Twitter profile is enough:

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As well as supporting meghan murphy they are really pushing the idea of trans women as male predators. Miranda Yardley is an English trans woman who repeats TERF talking points for them and was very well received for opposing updating the Gender Recognition Act in the UK. The reference to Stonewall UK also suggests that the new staff are completely in bed with English TERFs, who have links to US Evangelical funding.

Stop supporting After Ellen, the name has essentially been bought out to promote a fascist agenda which wants to remove all trans people from existence and then work on doing the same to the rest of the LGBT community (whether individual contributors admit it or not).

“don’t call us TERFs even tho we are” every other bigot out there hates being called a bigot, because they know that lessens the validity of their claims made about whatever group they’re currently targeting, so sorry TERFs but you’re not special or unique in this regard

(via demilypyro)

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