Silver Tongue

Jan 26

theroomyouneverenter:
“ theroomyouneverenter:
“This is the funniest reaction to a picture of Jesus Christ on the cross I’ve EVER seen.
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this is what Mary Magdelene said
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theroomyouneverenter:

theroomyouneverenter:

This is the funniest reaction to a picture of Jesus Christ on the cross I’ve EVER seen.

this is what Mary Magdelene said

(via dan-mcneely)

brainstatic:

brainstatic:

The densest people on the internet are the ones who say sci fi and fantasy are getting too political. Why can’t we go back to the good old days of The Twilight Zone, with its various episodes about mob mentality and the danger of mass paranoia that totally weren’t about the Red Scare. Or Star Wars and its genocidal empire of racially homogeneous Aryan men. Or Dune with its religious tribal peoples who live in a desert that contains the galaxy’s most valuable resource and the wars with the foreign colonizers, that was purely from Frank Herbert’s imagination. Can you imagine how much Star Trek would suck if it was packed to the brim with ham-fisted allegories of every societal issue of the 20th century. Not like all this modern ultra-political stuff, like a woman hero. 

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jwblogofrandomness:
“ beedablogs:
“ kiichu:
“ quoth143:
“ growingupaspie:
“ “Actionable Cognizance” The comic says it all. If you would like the Autistic person in your life to do something, say what you mean. Who should do it, and when it should be...

jwblogofrandomness:

beedablogs:

kiichu:

quoth143:

growingupaspie:

“Actionable Cognizance” The comic says it all. If you would like the Autistic person in your life to do something, say what you mean. Who should do it, and when it should be done need to be present in your request, otherwise it’s just a “nice weather we are having” type statement, and it will not get done.

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There have been so many moments in my life where I wish people had been much more straight forward with me.  

this is a very nice guide for any of my autistic followers but i’d also like to point out that the alien thing is terrifying

#That’s how allistic people look sometimes

😂😂😂😂😂

I have been in a number of situations where I’ve had trouble understanding things because people weren’t more specific with me.

(Source: growingupautie, via jwblogofrandomness)

showerthoughtsofficial:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there’s an increased chance that they will see you later.

(Source: reddit.com, via mbulteau)

anony-mouse-writer:
“ battlecrazed-axe-mage:
“ monsterpants:
“Back by popular demand for Valentine’s Day! For a limited time only, Adventure Dice Candy is available once again on Etsy! Get yours now before they’re gone!...

anony-mouse-writer:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

monsterpants:

Back by popular demand for Valentine’s Day! For a limited time only, Adventure Dice Candy is available once again on Etsy! Get yours now before they’re gone! http://www.etsy.com/shop/monsterpantz

THE CRONCH DICE ARE BACK

@cap-saturn

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a-vodka-mutini:
“d….draw?????
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a-vodka-mutini:

d….draw?????

(Source: timestables, via bloodsbane)

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beans345:

fedkaczynski:

triss19:

unlimited-shitpost-works:

armedandgayngerous:

im-just-a-reaction:

abstractandedgyname:

persverso:

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

human: 

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THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

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How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

it works like this

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Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!


COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

(Source: keuhkopussirotta, via chefpyro)

personsonable:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

snoopingasusualisee:

Apparently there’s some meme going around where people draw porn parodies of owlturd and rn I wanna fucken die babey!!!

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No I’m not fucking joking this shit real

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My guy still using Google Plus?

for some reason the fact that people are still using google plus is way more surprising to me than the concept of owlturd hentai

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