Silver Tongue

Dec 10

the-worlds-gone-madd:

When your daydream consists of only already existing, well developed and thought out, three-dimensional fictional characters from a TV show and your one (1) random parame:

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Originally posted by jesuschristnation

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lyriform:

if you tip your pizza delivery driver $10 or more they’ll remember your house and offer you protection from mirror world delivery drivers (shadow pizza hut, evil dominos, little caesers)

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downtrodden-squidward:

ungratefulworms:

pixlexic-president:

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Guess what I found

well now we know who broke this website

Ralph just walked in and started punching random users and breaking the walls down

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gunbirbs:

geometry is cool and all but i hate that im the only one reacting when they give us problems with shapes like this

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doctormemes:
“ symmetraismygf:
“ squeezemetillipop:
“ hornsandblackwool:
“ Are straight white people okay????
What is this?!
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People like this exist. Interesting.
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this story has a part 2
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THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A...

doctormemes:

symmetraismygf:

squeezemetillipop:

hornsandblackwool:

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

People like this exist. Interesting.

this story has a part 2

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THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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facts-i-just-made-up:
“ enjoymorestuff:
“ facts-i-just-made-up:
“ urben911:
“ facts-i-just-made-up:
“Has anyone posted a female presenting Naples yet?
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What’s wrong with her hand
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Hastyphotoshopitis.
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This website is getting almost dangerously...

facts-i-just-made-up:

enjoymorestuff:

facts-i-just-made-up:

urben911:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Has anyone posted a female presenting Naples yet?

What’s wrong with her hand

Hastyphotoshopitis.

This website is getting almost dangerously sarcastic.

Don’t worry they’re banning sarcasm next because it sounds like “orgasm.”

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chaosauxilatrix:

italeteller:

wheel-skellington:

the-x-button:

holdonearmbar:

sketchiedetails:

trilllizard666:

wheel-skellington:

the-x-button:

wheel-skellington:

the-x-button:

the-x-button:

imma be real here

piranha plant is legitimately a better addition to smash than fire-fighting starter pokemon #48320

i have just been informed that incineroar, the fucking pokemon thats based on wrestlers, knows a bunch of wrestling and fighting attacks, looks like this

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and is constantly seen in wrestling ring

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is not fire-fighting, but fire-dark

hes dark type because hes a heel

a what

in professional wrestling a heel is a wrestler acting as the villain, being rude and underhanded

in fact incineroar is called the Heel Pokemon

badguy wrestler

think more Stone Cold or Brock Lesnar rather than John Cena

He’s meant to draw the ire of the audience

If he isn’t getting under your skin he’s doing a bad job

Dark is Evil in Japan, therefore he is a Fire Evil type.

Also you could go further into wrestling terminalogy and say that the heel usually gets the heat of the babyface and then the babyface makes a comeback.

He’s the big heel of the pokemon universe, and he’s based off of one the most popular Japanese Junior heavyweights of all time’s arch rival the Black Tiger.

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this is so dumb hes still based on wrestlers

wrestling is very much not fighting tho

If you wanna go really meta, the whole pokemon community was so done with fire/fighting types, especially after getting a break in the form of Braixen, that seeing Incineroar made everybody go apeshit

And then he was revealed to be a dark type instead of fighting

He was designed to make you mad from day 1

In other words, he’s a heel in a meta sense as well.

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