thor ragnarok came out a year ago but i think we havent talked enough about how genuinely funny it is that loki tried to put his father, the ruler of asgard and protector of the 9 realms, in a fucking retirement center in new york city, or the fact that the minute loki tried to find odin at said fucking retirement center, its immediately demolished and his delusional elderly god-father is now on the loose anywhere in the galaxy
Or how when loki was posing as Odin he crafted a whole holiday dedicated to himself complete with a dramatization of his own death and how when he landed on sakaar he like immediately started planning on seducing the grandmaster just so he could kill him and then take over sakaar as his grieving widow every single scene with loki in it in ragnarok is a comedic masterpiece
loki in ragnarok is a million times better than loki in any other film
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Lily from Hannah Montana was clearly a lesbian and her being straightwashed was one of the greatest acts of lesbophobia I’ve ever witnessed
sam from icarly????
a moment of silence for another iconic lesbian that was tragically straightwashed
coincidence that these girls were the same character archetype as maya hart? i think not.
we have stumbled upon a conspiracy it seems
jade from victorious
Miranda Sanchez from Lizzie McGuire
Kelsie from high school musical…
Harper from Wizards of Waverly Place
Characters like this contributed to the comp het I felt so bad because I saw myself in them and they’d hate boys at first and then eventually fall in love with them and I thought that’s what would happen to me. So yeah it’s a problem and all the straight people in the notes can shut up thanks
i feel like sam is bi but her twin sister is 100% a lesbian
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i am not taking questions at this time
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Guess we’re all gunna have to be horny on LinkedIn now.
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