Silver Tongue

Dec 09

headfirsthallucinations:

we stan a legend

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jpnostalgia:

weirdunicorn:

One of my new favorite things is finding images from the Jurassic Park franchise that show the dinosaurs being treated like actual actors. So here are a few of my faves, enjoy^^

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Claire being directed by Steven Spielberg

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Rexy apparently being calmed or coached by Stan Winston

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The Spinosaurus getting a stern look from Mr. Winston. Looks like she’s complaining about the work schedule to me XD

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Joe Johnston having a bit of a meeting with cast and crew^^

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Touching up a Raptors makeup, lol.

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Vincent D'Onofrio schmoozing with Delta between scenes XD

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And one of my all time favorites, the hapless goat that Rexy gobbles up being given last minute acting tips XD

This is my favorite post in tumblr from now on

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celero-loves-dragons:
“ whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:
“ obviouslypancakes:
“ sirowlington:
“demolished
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Gottem!
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i went to fact check this and he literally is
”
fuck them up philip
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celero-loves-dragons:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

obviouslypancakes:

sirowlington:

demolished

Gottem!

i went to fact check this and he literally is

fuck them up philip

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mcnamak asked: I saw that you are the "Patron Saint of Shitposts" and I thought you might be pleased to know that there's a catholic holy day called Gaudete Sunday, where the priests wear pink robes.

dekatria:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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this can’t be real

update: it’s real

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update: it’s the sunday before my human birthday

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Attention:

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Gaudapocalypse is scheduled for Dec 16

here’s the icon

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update: ARMAGAUDDEON

hellomynameissimply submitted a sin!

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One day before tumblr dies we get to enjoy armagauddon, I wouldn’t have it any other way

genderfluid-loki-and-trans-peter:

pinellama:

gaylor-moon:

metalgearmobile:

things that ive seen non-intersex people on tumblr call intersexist:

  • me, an intersex person, because of a personal vent post about my body that i made and got spread around by non-intersex people
  • literally thats about the only use of the word ‘intersexist’ ive seen here

things that are actually intersexist no one will call that:

  • futanari
  • xx/xy chromosones in place of just saying dmab/dfab
  • equating genitalia with gender bc its somehow ok to do that to us but not to non-intersex trans people
  • ‘you cant be intersex and trans youre just intersex’ vs ‘you cant be cis if youre intersex youre automatically cis from birth somehow’
  • a lot of things that are already transmisogynistic that people wont make the step to say also heavily apply to intersex ppl (notably ‘lesbians dont have dicks’ bc thats gross and inaccurate and excludes intersex lesbians + trans women, and yknow, even intersex trans women)

I never see much from an intersex person’s point of view, this is a really good post

and a lot of this is because radfems etc say “intersex people don’t want to be brought into this” so they can’t be called out on their shit.

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letthedalekssaycuck:

stabsinthe:

“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so raw and powerful but it comes from an incomprehensible shitpost about mushrooms

add it to the list boys

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mechalesbian:

bethanyshawke:

bethanyshawke:

sword lesbian this, sword lesbian that, will anyone spare a thought for bow and arrow lesbians in these melee fighting times

me (a lesbian) pulls out my bow, notches an arrow, winks at my lady love and says “the only thing straight about me is my shooting” before skewering the sheriff of nottingham 

#a banner unfurls from the shaft that just says: gay rights!

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thejazzvoid:

Me: Tumblr Should Have Perished Years Ago.

Also Me: I Need This Site So I Can Yell About My Current All-Consuming Interest Of The Month, Because If It Were, In Fact, Deleted, I Would Be Strangled Within Minutes For The Greater Good.

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theleastlunatic:

morthils:

cephalopodvictorious:

spacemomalex:

next-venoms:

tr1angl3:

fadingthebiscuit:

acti-veg:

Just a head’s up, when meat eaters say things like “I’m glad you’re not like most vegans you’re cool about it” what they really mean is “I’m glad you’re silent about animal cruelty so I can eat animals without having to think about it.”

No actually what they likely mean is “I’m glad you’re not like PETA and compare women’s bodies to beef and pork” or “I’m glad you’re not the type of asshole who blames poor people for not being able to afford healthy vegan foods instead of getting upset at the grocery chains who throw out tons and tons of perfectly good produce”

see also: “im glad youre not one of those vegans who compares the meat industry to the holocaust”. anti-semetic, sexist, racist, and classist rhetoric is unfortunately quite common among vegans and it’s disingenuous as hell to act like having an issue with that is silencing vegans.

Also “I’m glad you aren’t one of those vegans who thinks I should put my health on the line”

“I’m glad you don’t harass me over my life choices because you’re a decent fucking human being who realizes that throwing humans under the bus so you can have an ego trip is a shitty thing to do”

Also: I’m glad you’re not one of those vegans who lies about what’s in food they’re feeding me when I ask about my allergens so that I don’t have to risk literally dying

“i’m glad you’re not literally blaming global climate change on me, personally, for liking cheese while corporations dump pollution directly into the ozone by the ton because it saves them a few dollars”

“i’m glad you’re not getting on a moral high horse about animal cruelty while ignoring the human rights abuses that go into farming your vegan faves like quinoa”

THAT LAST ONE

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